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Unread 18-08-2010, 09:55 AM
red @rmy
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Stepped out of the front door this morning only to walk straight into a huge spiders web, this c***ing spider has been doing this on and off for a couple of weeks now, and has got me 2 or 3 times the little f***er.

I think it's laughing at me the c***.
Unread 18-08-2010, 09:56 AM
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Probably recording to too and putting it on the spider internet.
Unread 18-08-2010, 10:01 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
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Probably is laughing at you. Who wouldn't.

Seen a spider on the ceiling right above my skull on Monday night but was too busy getting back to sleep to crush his bones.
Last night he'd moved from the same spot and dragged a web half way cross the room and DOUBLED in size.
I expect a spider the size of a kettle to be there by the weekend.

Also you know you swallow approx. 6 spiders a month in your sleep? If they get in your ear they can lay eggs. Suprisingly this happens to a lot of people. If you leave it too long you will have a stroke as the spiders climb around your head.
Unread 18-08-2010, 10:05 AM
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I remember reading somewhere that spiders can swear.
Unread 18-08-2010, 10:09 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
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Unread 18-08-2010, 10:11 AM
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Unread 18-08-2010, 10:16 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
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Pretty disgusting isn't it. I had to just look at the corner of the picture when I was linking it. Scummy.
Unread 18-08-2010, 10:17 AM
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Tbf he looks like he could be a bit of a character.
Unread 18-08-2010, 10:20 AM
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Its probably like this .

........( thats my house ) ......
Unread 18-08-2010, 11:36 AM
the heathen
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Originally Posted by Poop
Probably recording to too and putting it on the spider internet.
Surely you mean the world wide web?
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