*Official* City v United Match Thread- Unmissable biggest game EVER in the history of the universe

Etihad Stadium
Barclays Premier League
Monday April 30th 2012
K.O. 20:00

I didn't realise this was on sky tonight

GARY OWEN?!?! GARY £#%&!ING OWEN?!?!

IF I MEET YOU, YOU SQUEAKY VOICED @#%&!, I SHALL BITE YOUR £#%&!ING NOSE OFF.

City will win this.

I £#%&!ING HATE GARY OWEN.

10pm - dancing or readying the noose

Originally Posted by wiganste

I didn't realise this was on sky tonight

They've kept it low key haven't they.

Apparently City & United are "neck and neck" in the title race. That's funny I thought we were 3 points in front.

I can see where the agenda here lies tonight - nothing other than a City win will do for Sky.

4000-0 City.

the £#%&!ing arse seeing on here at 3-0 city

Tonight is the absolute definition of squeakey bum time..

Originally Posted by believe

the £#%&!ing arse seeing on here at 3-0 city

I stopped watching at 4.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They've kept it low key haven't they.

Apparently City & United are "neck and neck" in the title race. That's funny I thought we were 3 points in front.

I can see where the agenda here lies tonight - nothing other than a City win will do for Sky.

Niall Quinn, tonight's co-commentator, hopes cITY win. So there'll be no bias there then

Originally Posted by elhombre

GARY OWEN?!?! GARY £#%&!ING OWEN?!?!

IF I MEET YOU, YOU SQUEAKY VOICED @#%&!, I SHALL BITE YOUR £#%&!ING NOSE OFF.

City will win this.

I £#%&!ING HATE GARY OWEN.

He looks like a £#%&!ing pork pie.

Does he still do the Legends phone-in with Magic's uncle and those scouse @#%&!s?

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

Tonight is the absolute definition of squeakey bum time..

I've had 5 shits today. MOTWYW

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

yup, about sums it up. shitting it here

Originally Posted by John Blazini

He looks like a £#%&!ing pork pie.

Does he still do the Legends phone-in with Magic's uncle and those scouse @#%&!s?

i'm a proper mellow, meek and mild chap off the forum, but if i met him, i'd £#%&!ing hack him to death. snidey shit house.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

10pm - dancing or readying the noose

Post-match celebratory £#%&!?

Originally Posted by wiganste

Niall Quinn, tonight's co-commentator, hopes cITY win. So there'll be no bias there then

Is Mike Summerbee a pundit? I'd love to see Neville strangle him to death with his City tie.

Originally Posted by Agent Dale Cooper

Post-match celebratory £#%&!?

£#%&!ing hope so!

if we win or draw i'm getting £#%&!ing shitfaced at the alex aftoh :shakehead:

Put all my vCash down for United.