who are highest and lowest IQ players at united

seeded from what looks to be a forum rising star 'The Judge':

https://www.utdforum.com/forum/showp...5&postcount=30

Lowest IQ:
3rd place - Scott The Scottish Player - loves going out and getting sent off when all we need is a calm head
2nd place - Fred - just baffles me with his decision making at times
1st place - Harry Maguire - Hate isn’t strong enough a word for what I feel about this man. Just a walking disaster. That interview where he said he was englands top scoring defender, using that to justify his position as captain here lives rent free in my head.

Amoeba level…..maguire, mcjock, Elanga

Can probably read….lindelof, shaw, rashford

Gets more than 2 right on university challenge….erikson, Varane

What a first day!

High

Bruno, Cassie, Eriksen

Low

Maguire, The Scottish Player, Marshal

lowest :
Harry
AWB
Fernandes


Highest:
Varane
Martinez
Casemiro

willing to change my mind on fernandes, but the way he doesn't choose his battles with refs and realise he's boy who cried wolf really gets to me. looks like uses crayons to write also

No correlation between in-game intelligence/lack thereof and actual intelligence. Dean Henderson has left wordsearches half finished

Maguire has left dot to dots unfinished

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

No correlation between in-game intelligence/lack thereof and actual intelligence.

Bold claim. When I played Sunday league without fail it was the utter chew the pencils would be the ones getting sent off in the first half for daft stuff in a crunch game. Throw Beckham back at me if you like

can you specify if we're talking about "football intelligence" or general intelligence?

Originally Posted by pedr0

can you specify if we're talking about "football intelligence" or general intelligence?

Performance in mensa IQ test

Originally Posted by pedr0

can you specify if we're talking about "football intelligence" or general intelligence?

I meant football intelligence when i posted it but...

Originally Posted by andyroo

Maguire has left dot to dots unfinished

Yeah but when you know it is an umbrella, what is the point in finishing it?

Originally Posted by The Judge

I meant football intelligence when i posted it

Apologies....

Having looked at it from that pov maybe my list doesn't change actually

Originally Posted by est.1878

Apologies....

Having looked at it from that pov maybe my list doesn't change actually

Mine stands for both too. Maguire only gets 3 letter words on countdown.

Antony’s like some blind fish that lives in the Mariana Trench. Thick as £#%&!ing mince.

Assumed Shaw was but his interviews suggests otherwise.

Casimero’s nice but dim. Fred’s got the iq of a Labrador. (Low)

Bruno’s the cleverest by a country mile. Interviews in a foreign language better than any English player can.

Lowest - Mason Greenwood
Highest - The Big Dog.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Apologies....

Having looked at it from that pov maybe my list doesn't change actually

No apologies needed! My list wouldn't change either (don't get me started on paul parker). I just thought we better tone it down for the mary whitehouses

Originally Posted by The Judge

What a first day!

High

Bruno, Cassie, Eriksen

Low

Maguire, The Scottish Player, Marshal

Hi Mason. How is the hotel room?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Hi Mason. How is the hotel room?

The one chair is okay, but they need to paint the freshly-plastered wall, thanks for asking

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Lowest IQ:
3rd place - Scott The Scottish Player - loves going out and getting sent off when all we need is a calm head
2nd place - Fred - just baffles me with his decision making at times
1st place - Harry Maguire - Hate isn’t strong enough a word for what I feel about this man. Just a walking disaster. That interview where he said he was englands top scoring defender, using that to justify his position as captain here lives rent free in my head.

Has McT ever been sent off?

Originally Posted by The Judge

What a first day!

High

Bruno, Cassie, Eriksen

Low

Maguire, The Scottish Player, Marshal

Yes yes yes, yes yes and yes

Reminds me of Boris Becker bursting into the scene when he was unseeded

I feel liike Alan Partiridge when that caller describes what vehicle Henry the Eigth would drive.

The judge - I know a great pub with a folk band if you fancy a beer