Lingard being a thoroughly decent chap..

Manchester United hope to convince 26-year-old France midfielder Paul Pogba to sign a new contract. England midfielder Jesse Lingard, 26, and 17-year-old England Under-21 forward Mason Greenwood are also in line for new deals. (Standard)

Didn't the @#%&! only sign a new one last year?

£#%&!s sake.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

That's months old...

nah i'm pretty sure he's older than a few months, although he doesn't act like it

Please leave the club TONIGHT.

Best thing he did all night was the foul he probably should have been booked for, and the tackle he didn’t deserve to be booked for.

Absolute ghost otherwise

Originally Posted by Ethers

Best thing he did all night was the foul he probably should have been booked for, and the tackle he didn’t deserve to be booked for.

Absolute ghost otherwise

He would have scored that cross from James if he weren't cynically fouled when we were breaking up the pitch by Xhaka.

Still, he has a fancy celebration...

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He would have scored that cross from James if he weren't cynically fouled when we were breaking up the pitch by Xhaka.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Still, he has a fancy celebration...

Shame he gets so few chances to use it.

Watched him in the warm up before the game taking shots. Lingard didn’t score one from 8 or 9 goes - Big Hames scored everyone. Motwyw.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Watched him in the warm up before the game taking shots. Lingard didn’t score one from 8 or 9 goes - Big Hames scored everyone. Motwyw.

Jlingz and Rashy are in a toxic relationship.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Watched him in the warm up before the game taking shots. Lingard didn’t score one from 8 or 9 goes - Big Hames scored everyone. Motwyw.

What is going on? Why does he still keep on getting picked? Have we not yet reached a stage where any manager just knows he’s not going to do anything apart from run about? Not asking you specifically mate, just venting because it’s £#%&!ing mystifying.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Best thing he did all night was the foul he probably should have been booked for, and the tackle he didn’t deserve to be booked for.

Absolute ghost otherwise

60 mins in and my youngest says he didn't realise Lingard was playing.

Must have had half a dozen touches.

Originally Posted by shenwen

60 mins in and my youngest says he didn't realise Lingard was playing.

Must have had half a dozen touches.

“You got to watch George best and I have to watch this shite”

His ability to do absolutely nothing in a game and still get picked the following week is remarkable,

Mr Invisible last night

Apart from the display at the Emirates in February this calendar year he's been absolute pure £#%&!ing DogShit

He may aswell play gomes over lingard and mata. Atleast he will do something

Send him to Portman Road ffs.

Fair play to this lad for wumming his way into united and England. Takes some skill to ensure his zero contribution remains critically unnoticed.

An international wummer.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Fair play to this lad for wumming his way into united and England. Takes some skill to ensure his zero contribution remains critically unnoticed.

An international wummer.

That must be over 1000 premier league minutes without a goal or assist.

Utterly barmy and yet you know the next time he gets one he'll have some daft celebration.