I'm confused......can someone help me ?

before xmas it was on

then they drew with stoke and it was probably off

then they drew with wigan and it was definately off

then they drew with everton and it was even more defintely off

then they beat chelsea and it was probably on

then they beat portsmouth and it was definately on

then we beat west ham, and Ive lost £#%&!ing track of what stage of on/off its at



where the £#%&! is it up to ?

Two wins on the bounce?

It's on like Donkey £#%&!ing Kong, and don't you forget it!!

Stop looking at individual results, they change their mind during the game nowadays. This was the general jist of yesterday's game on Rawk.

Well it was on, then Rafa had taken them as far as he can, then they decided there was a conspiracy to stop them winning the league, then they demanded the "Spanish bastard" is brought on, then it was on, now it's won.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

Stop looking at individual results, they change their mind during the game nowadays. This was the general jist of yesterday's game on Rawk.

im even more £#%&!ing confused

Get on the Rawk thread, all will become clear. There's also a conspiracy that the best team wins the league. It's a £#%&!ing disgrace to be fair, I'm not surprised they are outraged. How are they supposed to win the league when the best team with the best manager always win. It's simply not fair.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

Get on the Rawk thread, all will become clear. There's also a conspiracy that the best team wins the league. It's a £#%&!ing disgrace to be fair, I'm not surprised they are outraged. How are they supposed to win the league when the best team with the best manager always win. It's simply not fair.

i get it


so to paraphrase, its still on, unless united win every remaining game then its off.

on the other hand , it might be off at the moment but back on if brian barwick gets his job back

sorted, cheers

Originally Posted by no fun

i get it


so to paraphrase, its still on, unless united win every remaining game then its off.

on the other hand , it might be off at the moment but back on if brian barwick gets his job back

sorted, cheers

No. Apparently it's still in their hands and we're bound to drop points. Despite mathematically being in our hands, people in Liverpool don't go to school they just campaign for vicious thugs to be released so as far as they are concerned, it's still theirs to lose.

My head is spinning and I have spewed on my shoes.

it's on

Before today it was probably:



Now it's more than likely:

It's on/off*

(* Please delete as applicable)

And now they need us to press this.

RAWK reads like the minuets from a step aerobics class.

Originally Posted by wonky no

RAWK reads like the minuets from a step aerobics class.

if we win tonight, is it off again ?

It's currently off but the minute we drop points it is on again.

Do keep up.

Originally Posted by no fun

then they beat chelsea and it was probably on

This is incorrect. When they beat Chelsea it was most definitely 100% ON, the Rafalution was in full swing, the best midfield in the world were going to beat the FA's and Michel Platini's favourite team to the title, and a partridge in a £#%&!ing pear tree.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

It's currently off but the minute we drop points it is on again.

Do keep up.

are you sure its currently off ?

I think its currently on, and its only if we win tonight that its off


then again, I have been known to be wrong about things, such as motown records having their origins in Weaste

£#%&! me, you're right.

I stand corrected.

It is currently on. I expect when we drop points it'll be 'ON'.

glad you saw sense


but it gets even more confusing....if we drop points and they drop points, will that mean its on ON off or OFF ?


Im going to try and work it out

we drop points/ they drop points.......on

we drop points /they gain points......ON

we get points/ they get points......on

we get points /they drop points.....off

we get points/ they drop points and either steeeeevie or ladyboy get injured.......OFF




I really think ive cracked it