100000000000007 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by utd99

City have decided to get into the NFT market.

What’s the odds on some mysterious buyer paying 500 million for an inflatable banana gif? If there was one team in the world you’d bet on being at the head of the queue for a new money laundering scheme, who would it be?

Them and Chelsea are nothing but money laundering shames, its mystery why both clubs havent been shut down alredy by Authorites and investigated the scandals that surround those clubs go far behind just sporting scandals.

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

Them and Chelsea are nothing but money laundering shames, its mystery why both clubs havent been shut down alredy by Authorites and investigated the scandals that surround those clubs go far behind just sporting scandals.

Complete and utter mystery...

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

Them and Chelsea are nothing but money laundering shames, its mystery why both clubs havent been shut down alredy by Authorites and investigated the scandals that surround those clubs go far behind just sporting scandals.

Even if they were legit, which they’re not, the authorities are hopelessly outmatched by these people. They hide billions for a living.

https://twitter.com/sport_witness/status/1374683289936666630?s=21

Originally Posted by utd99

Even if they were legit, which they’re not, the authorities are hopelessly outmatched by these people. They hide billions for a living.

yes, unfortunetly....FA/UEFA/FIFA are write of at this point, as they are obviously out matched and some of these sporting insitutions probably should be investigated and re-investigated for obvious corruption.
But what I find intresting is that westminster and other UK gov insitutes seems to have no intrest to take on the issue for most part. Ether they are as hoplessly out matched as these sporting insitutions or they are simply not bothered enough about football and its abnormal financess to properly go after them.

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

yes, unfortunetly....FA/UEFA/FIFA are write of at this point, as they are obviously out matched and some of these sporting insitutions probably should be investigated and re-investigated for obvious corruption.
But what I find intresting is that westminster and other UK gov insitutes seems to have no intrest to take on the issue for most part. Ether they are as hoplessly out matched as these sporting insitutions or they are simply not bothered enough about football and its abnormal financess to properly go after them.

Or they themselves are on the take.
Them brown envelopes don't keep coming for nothing, you know.

Remember - Roman Abramovich was allowed to legally enter the UK and buy Chelsea, only to be refused a visa more than a decade later after the UK government fell out with the Russians over them poisoning cases.

Originally Posted by d_knight

Or they themselves are on the take.
Them brown envelopes don't keep coming for nothing, you know.

Remember - Roman Abramovich was allowed to legally enter the UK and buy Chelsea, only to be refused a visa more than a decade later after the UK government fell out with the Russians over them poisoning cases.

Whats most surprising about the poisioning case was thef act that they didn't remove abromocvich as Chelsea owner.

Note: The video is unretlated to Abramovich:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_mRZT3ECJ4

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

Whats most surprising about the poisioning case was thef act that they didn't remove abromocvich as Chelsea owner.

Note: The video is unretlated to Abramovich:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_mRZT3ECJ4

How could they remove him as owner?

Classic polkers...

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

Whats most surprising about the poisioning case was thef act that they didn't remove abromocvich as Chelsea owner.

Good effort.

Originally Posted by utd99

Good effort.

It's not nice to laugh at dyslexic people.
Except pure

City announced a £126m loss yesterday.

This morning that @#%&! De Bruyne has signed a new contract. Details haven't been revealed but apparently he's the highest paid player in England now.

Originally Posted by Pop

City announced a £126m loss yesterday.

This morning that @#%&! De Bruyne has signed a new contract. Details haven't been revealed but apparently he's the highest paid player in England now.

Of course it hasn't been revealed, it never is with them whereas every time a United player is mentioned in the press his wages are listed too

Originally Posted by Pop

City announced a £126m loss yesterday.

This morning that c*** De Bruyne has signed a new contract. Details haven't been revealed but apparently he's the highest paid player in England now.

and the money laundering continues. That club would be bankrupt by now if they were forced to operate as normal football club.

Originally Posted by JamesPolk

and the money laundering continues. That club would be bankrupt by now if they were forced to operate as normal football club.

It would have been bankrupt years ago if the Russian oil baron hadn't bought SWP.

"Struggling financially"

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1379765904519667720

De Bruyne is supposed to be on £400k a week btw.

Originally Posted by Pop

"Struggling financially"

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1379765904519667720

De Bruyne is supposed to be on £400k a week btw.

that we know about. Like Mancini who was paid an extra £2m a year for "consultant fees", i'm sure they're all on far more than they're telling everyone.

£351m a year is an insane amount just for player and staff salaries.....

Originally Posted by Vida_15

£351m a year is an insane amount just for player and staff salaries.....

Woodward: "Hold my beer"

Barcelona's annual wage bill in comparison is £265m per year and the club is £#%&!ed.

City wouldn't last a month if it weren't for its sugar daddy

Originally Posted by Pop

Barcelona's annual wage bill in comparison is £265m per year and the club is £#%&!ed.

City wouldn't last a month if it weren't for its sugar daddy

well we all know that don't we. The money they bring in as a business is nowhere near enough to cover what they splurge.