top gear slam rooney

Originally Posted by irk

He's a clever player

I made that joke in their first game and my missus just looked at me and sighed.

Oliver Holt repeats something 3 or 4 times at the start of all his "articles".

On Nadal V Murray

When Rafa Nadal waters his plants, he probably uses a water cannon.
When he eats a 16 ounce steak, he probably swallows it whole When he shakes your hand, he probably takes your arm off.
And when he kills a fly, he probably doesn't just squash it on the window, he smashes the window as well.

everytime

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Agree with the first part, not the second.

Of course we love to get hot under the collar about 'ABUism' ...we all knew that if England had a shite World Cup, Wayne Rooney would get the blame - & that's exactly what's happened.
I think it's the predictability of ABUism that grates...the double-standards, the hypocrisy etc..

Having said that I don't think it's particuarly 'scouse-like' to react it. Scousers invent situations to make themselves feel like victims...they're £#%&!ing ghouls who wallow in self-pity.
ABUism exists, it isn't a self-fulfilling Prophecy on our part.

I think we all get riled by the tiresome anti-United shit in the Press & amongst non-United fans, but we also enjoy it too.

tbh, rooney went to the world cup with a rep as one of the best players in the world. his profile is huge. no-one else in england comes close to that. now on one hand you could say that rooney was a let down and it would be hard to argue that.

however, most of the vitriol has been aimed at the set up in general, usually along the lines of 'over paid players' , 'molly coddled players' and an arrogant manager. the fact that rooneys name has been mentioned doesn't make it abu'ism. it's just that he's one of the players that didn't perform.

it is scouse because we try and make out that it has something to do with united when it clearly isn't. rooney also had a pop at the england fans, wether you like england or not or wether you agree with the booing or not you can't argue with the fact that any player questioning the loyalty of the fans when those fans are booking time off work, away from their families and generally ripped off by the the F.A and /or FIFA is bang out of order.

if that had been terry, we, on here would be all over the @#%&!.

Don't be silly, wonks. Nobody forced anybody to go to SA, Rooney was perfectly entitled to vent - just as the fans were free to boo. 'Time away from their families', they're not in the army ffs.

Originally Posted by redmike

Love it if Rooney announced his retirement from international football.

Yep.Always ready to blame a Red aren't they? £#%&!ing #@&%!s.

And Clarkson is the new Rory McGrath, who used to slag Beckham about 394 times in a show that lasted 30 minutes.He was totally obsessed with the anti-Beckham shit.Nobody had ever heard of the @#%&! until Arsenal won a league title and then he became the chief of the 'Beckham should be shot for treason' ABU jingoism.Him and Alan £#%&!ing Davies.All middle class £#%&! pigs who dont have a £#%&!ing clue.

'Rory' ffs.'Jeremy' ffs.'Curly mullets' ffs.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Yep.Always ready to blame a Red aren't they? £#%&!ing #@&%!s.

And Clarkson is the new Rory McGrath, who used to slag Beckham about 394 times in a show that lasted 30 minutes.He was totally obsessed with the anti-Beckham shit.Nobody had ever heard of the @#%&! until Arsenal won a league title and then he became the chief of the 'Beckham should be shot for treason' ABU jingoism.Him and Alan £#%&!ing Davies.All middle class £#%&! pigs who dont have a £#%&!ing clue.

'Rory' ffs.'Jeremy' ffs.'Curly mullets' ffs.

Ah Rory McGrath who's entire joke catalogue on They Think It's All Over consisted of variations on 'posh spice is skinny', 'david beckham is thick' and 'all manchester united fans aren't from manchester'.

That's Rory McGrath the Arsenal fan. From Cornwall.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ah Rory McGrath who's entire joke catalogue on They Think It's All Over consisted of variations on 'posh spice is skinny', 'david beckham is thick' and 'all manchester united fans aren't from manchester'.

That's Rory McGrath the Arsenal fan. From Cornwall.

Nick Hancock

nft

Top Gear's been shit for years, I keep telling you. They've decided to appeal to the #@&%! suckers out there who are impressed by celebrity and bandwaggons. Clarkson is one of the most repulsive men in the world, far worse than say Hitler.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

'posh spice is skinny'

This is true, though - and you could also add "ugly"

worst performance at the world cup according to readers of the guardian website that voted in this -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...player-ratings

The 10 worst player perfomances at the World Cup

Match Team Player Rating
England v Algeria 2010-06-18 19:30 England Wayne Rooney 2.45
Ghana v Australia 2010-06-19 15:00 Australia Harry Kewell 2.5
Germany v England 2010-06-27 15:00 England Emile Heskey 2.57
Germany v England 2010-06-27 15:00 England Wayne Rooney 2.76
France v Mexico 2010-06-17 19:30 France Sidney Govou 2.77
Germany v England 2010-06-27 15:00 England John Terry 2.89
France v Mexico 2010-06-17 19:30 France Andre Gignac 2.89
France v South Africa 2010-06-22 15:00 France Sidney Govou 2.9
France v Mexico 2010-06-17 19:30 France Nicolas Anelka 2.92
England v Algeria 2010-06-18 19:30 England Frank Lampard 2.99

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

worst performance at the world cup according to readers of the guardian website that voted in this -

The readers of the guardian website are £#%&!ing idiots.

The only player who played half decent was Ashley Cole but best left back in the tourny ffs. come on.

Uruguays right back looks mint to

Originally Posted by Spiffy

Clarkson is one of the most repulsive men in the world, far worse than say Hitler.

Salcido of Mexico is the best LB I saw at the WC.

Originally Posted by dunk

Salcido of Mexico is the best LB I saw at the WC.

his shooting is atrocious, anderson-esque.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ah Rory McGrath who's entire joke catalogue on They Think It's All Over consisted of variations on 'posh spice is skinny', 'david beckham is thick' and 'all manchester united fans aren't from manchester'.

That's Rory McGrath the Arsenal fan. From Cornwall.

That's Rory McGrath. The Leeds fan from Cornwall who later changed his footballing allegiance to Arsenal.

Hancock is a despicable @#%&!, but at least he hasn't switched teams and was supporting his shower of shite as a kid.

Originally Posted by borsuk

his shooting is atrocious, anderson-esque.

He's a LB

Hit the bar, or post and made the keeper make a save or two IIRC. You must've caught him on a bad day.

Ashley Cole gets over his World Cup failure as he acquires some new ladyfriends in LA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...LA-ladies.html

Originally Posted by djsst

Ashley Cole gets over his World Cup failure as he acquires some new ladyfriends in LA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...LA-ladies.html

"Ahhhhh, Lady Boys!"

Originally Posted by djsst

Ashley Cole gets over his World Cup failure as he acquires some new ladyfriends in LA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...LA-ladies.html

They look like quality birds.