Vardy

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Vardy has now played 22 league matches this season and has found the back of the net just five times - and three of those came in one match, against Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City in December.

According to Squawka, the 30-year-old has now gone 513 minutes without recording a shot - not goal, shot - in the Premier League.

wummed the £#%&! out of everyone. Done a Michael Ricketts and earned himself a 100k a week deal.

Good luck getting him off the books when you get relegated, Leicester.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

wummed the £#%&! out of everyone. Done a Michael Ricketts and earned himself a 100k a week deal.

Good luck getting him off the books when you get relegated, Leicester.

Wummed the £#%&! out of himself you mean. He'd have made millions going to Arsenal and would have been able to hide away much easier.

Originally Posted by believe

Wummed the £#%&! out of himself you mean. He'd have made millions going to Arsenal and would have been able to hide away much easier.

Nah, he knew he'd be out of his depth.

Is one of the qualies for being a LookyLikey to actually have no resemblance to anyone

Can't wait for the movie

He thinks he's a proper Premier League forward bless him. His game came from running his balls off and not letting defenders settle and running on to the ball for chances as well as a once in a career purple patch, that goal against the Scousers was a 99/100 in to the stands or out for a throwing chance. Now he's trying to get involved in the build up and all sorts. They were playing their balls off for new contracts and bonuses as well as the ridiculous c***s around them went to shit, that hunger and Kante have gone now and they're £#%&!ed.
Just wish I wouldn'ld have stuck a tenner on them to get relegated called it the day they won n the League.

Marcus Stewart of this generation.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

Vardy has now played 22 league matches this season and has found the back of the net just five times - and three of those came in one match, against Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City in December.

According to Squawka, the 30-year-old has now gone 513 minutes without recording a shot - not goal, shot - in the Premier League.

Wasn't there something else as well though, to do with service? Like his team-mates pass-to-Vardy ratios* have fallen by 6000% or something.

*you know what I mean

Absolutely criminal that this @#%&! broke Ruud's record

Originally Posted by Ethers

Absolutely criminal that this @#%&! broke Ruud's record

I'd forgot about that. Jesus christ what a £#%&!ing disgrace.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I'd forgot about that. Jesus christ what a £#%&!ing disgrace.

Didn't he break the record against us?

£#%&!ing ridiculous. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Didn't he break the record against us?

£#%&!ing ridiculous. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.

Yep. Martin Tyler still tugs himself off thinking about it

Originally Posted by Ethers

Absolutely criminal that this @#%&! broke Ruud's record

Need that breaking again...soon, anyone...£#%&!ing stain on the record books...

Originally Posted by Ethers

Didn't he break the record against us?

£#%&!ing ridiculous. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.

I'd Agureo'd that from memory....

Why the anger? If he broke the record it's cos he earnt it, no drugs one can take to finish like this

https://streamable.com/gw9v

His death can't come quickly enough

Makes Wenger look awful that he was going to drop a fortune on this @#%&!

Originally Posted by believe

Wummed the £#%&! out of himself you mean. He'd have made millions going to Arsenal and would have been able to hide away much easier.

Would actually have had to take a pay cut to go to Arsenal compared to his new offer at Leicester.