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Unread 19-07-2021, 02:47 PM
My Name is Heath
 
Default Rice too dear, McFred too rubbish so….a rude OAP

I mean a cheeky bid?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...eal-stall.html

Would be ideal mentor for Garner in that midfield spot.

Would boil some urine too.

They stole Heinze and Ince from us. Why not?
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 02:49 PM
20LEgend1999
 
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Would boil some urine too.
Mostly of United fans.
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 02:49 PM
redhegemony
 
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I mean a cheeky bid?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...eal-stall.html

Would be ideal mentor for Garner in that midfield spot.

Would boil some urine too.

They stole Heinze and Ince from us. Why not?
Can think of one poster who would be out shaking his fist at the sky...
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 02:58 PM
tatty
 
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I just don't see what the fuss is about him, nothing to do with Liverpool, he just seems bang average to me.
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:03 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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I just don't see what the fuss is about him, nothing to do with Liverpool, he just seems bang average to me.
He is. He’s just sensible on the ball in a team full of headless amped-up lunatics, so he looks like he’s crucial to them.

Happens to be Liverpool captain in a season where all the good players win them the league, so his stock grows. He’s become a symbol of a good team, but don’t let any of it disguise the fact he’s bang average.

Double player of the year
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:08 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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I just don't see what the fuss is about him, nothing to do with Liverpool, he just seems bang average to me.
Just think he could be a Blanc/Zlatan/Larsson style signing for some of our youngsters.

We have plenty of zesty players but fear we lack that on pitch maturity in the centre of the park.

Think in Maguire and Cavani we have IT in defence and attack but Bruno God bless him is a nutter and Scotty M isn’t there yet so our midfield is sub-optimal.

Missing piece of the jigsaw…..?
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:11 PM
no fun
 
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Just think he could be a Blanc/Zlatan/Larsson style signing for some of our youngsters.

We have plenty of zesty players but fear we lack that on pitch maturity in the centre of the park.

Think in Maguire and Cavani we have IT but Bruno God bless him is a nutter and Scotty M isn’t there yet.

Missing piece of the jigsaw…..?
Look pal you’re going too far here, it’s going to be forecourt 9pm if this carries on
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:21 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Look pal you’re going too far here, it’s going to be forecourt 9pm if this carries on



Wow. Never realised that it was the most humiliating climb down for DC since they released the Snydercut. Jordan OWNED him like Dr Peterson with a sloppy minded feminist.
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:28 PM
Drexl
 
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would sooner shit in my hand and clap
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:29 PM
jem
 
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"waiting to pounce"?

mmmk.
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:30 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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I’m sensing I am not in the majority here.

Should have done a poll
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:32 PM
redhegemony
 
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Originally Posted by My Name is Heath
Just think he could be a Blanc/Zlatan/Larsson style signing for some of our youngsters.

We have plenty of zesty players but fear we lack that on pitch maturity in the centre of the park.

Think in Maguire and Cavani we have IT in defence and attack but Bruno God bless him is a nutter and Scotty M isn’t there yet so our midfield is sub-optimal.

Missing piece of the jigsaw…..?

 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:37 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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So whilst European giants eye him up, we consider ourselves too good for an experienced, successful in the EPL player in our weak spot…

Ok…..
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:48 PM
wiganste
 
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Originally Posted by My Name is Heath
I mean a cheeky bid?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...eal-stall.html

Would be ideal mentor for Garner in that midfield spot.

Would boil some urine too.

They stole Heinze and Ince from us. Why not?
A new low

£#%&!. ME
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:50 PM
Baron
 
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What Henderson actually does on the pitch is potentially something we would be better off having. Runs all day long, good pace, keeps his passing relatively within his skillset & doesn't get caught out of position. He's a bit of a Hargreaves-lite, especially with filling in when full backs push on (lucky for him he'd only need to do that for one side of our team then ).

The thing is, he's a Scouse @#%&! & £#%&! him in the ear.

I'd much prefer someone that plays like Carrick, a Rolls Royce that can intercept by reading the game, pass through the lines & dictate play. At worst, I'd want the next Kante who does what he does brilliantly & can play.

Send that Post-It to the £#%&!ing scouts - the next Carrick or Kante please.
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:52 PM
dunk
 
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Ahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 03:55 PM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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Get him in a double swoop with milner
 
Unread 19-07-2021, 04:03 PM
redhegemony
 
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Runs all day long,

 
Unread 19-07-2021, 04:14 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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He would actually strengthen that area.

Would I want it?

 
Unread 19-07-2021, 05:04 PM
otbarney
 
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Does anyone know what has happened to Jez and who has hacked his log in?
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