Sancho Watch: Dortmund Loan, 2024

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Must have completed 14 dribbles

£#%&!.

sancho is pissed. full of regrets.
should have just apologised and he'd be waiting to on the bench this weekend for a team that won't win another game this sEason instead of starting and playing on the biggest stage in football.

he's a decent enough player - neat and can finish (composed v liverpool, for example). comparisons with antony and mount are about right. however, there is no point, if you piss off your manager. shame it wasn't rashford being made an example, but... it is what it is. would take cash for all of them.

People on here were so against Sancho that they didn't even do a thread for the champions league semi-final because he was playing and they might get cognitive dissonence from watching.

Originally Posted by marlo

£#%&!.

sancho is pissed. full of regrets.
should have just apologised and he'd be waiting to on the bench this weekend for a team that won't win another game this sEason instead of starting and playing on the biggest stage in football.

If he’d been playing, surely those completed dribble stats would have rocketed us into the top four

Wibble stats - dribble stats

Originally Posted by marlo

£#%&!.

sancho is pissed. full of regrets.
should have just apologised and he'd be waiting to on the bench this weekend for a team that won't win another game this sEason instead of starting and playing on the biggest stage in football.

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I've just read a tweet that says since he went back to Dortmund in Jan, he's got 3 goals and 2 assists, which is the same number as Antony

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

I've just read a tweet that says since he went back to Dortmund in Jan, he's got 3 goals and 2 assists, which is the same number as Antony

In an inferior league.

And even if he had banged in 15 goals by now, it doesn’t change anything. He’s not been sent out on loan because he isn’t good enough.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

I've just read a tweet that says since he went back to Dortmund in Jan, he's got 3 goals and 2 assists, which is the same number as Antony

That’ll set marlo off again. He’s like a Jack Russell with the postman whenever Antony is brought up.

Originally Posted by armchair

A positive is maybe psg will think it's the club not rashford that's the issue at the moment and won't be put off.

Maybe we could do a buy one get one free with him and Sancho?

Originally Posted by Zorg

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if it were not for brexit and him being such a hysterical @#%&!, zorg and I would be such forum buddies.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

I've just read a tweet that says since he went back to Dortmund in Jan, he's got 3 goals and 2 assists, which is the same number as Antony

ffs

Takes a strange individual willing to defend Sancho just to stick the boot in the manager/club.

Originally Posted by jem

if it were not for brexit and him being such a hysterical @#%&!, zorg and I would be such forum buddies.

United should never have any dealings with Dortmund ever again. Every player who's done well for them, hasn't for us.

We'd have turned Haaland and Bellingham to shit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6d9ZplMAmz/?igsh=ajNodGI3dWQ4dmxi

Wonder how Marlo would react if ten Hag and Sancho reconcile and work effectively together.

His mind would struggle to compute the Hag hate having to align with the Sancho love.

Originally Posted by Neo

Wonder how Marlo would react if ten Hag and Sancho reconcile and work effectively together.

His mind would struggle to compute the Hag hate having to align with the Sancho love.

Could be on too

https://x.com/skysportspl/status/1787429600311595449?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Zero chance he’s coming back even with Tin Hog gone.

just a update just like the thread starter wanted…

Already helped Dortmund quality for ecl next season

Also in the ecl final and is rested in lesser league games as he starts the for ecl finalists!


Decent update tbh

Originally Posted by marlo

just a update just like the thread starter wanted…

Already helped Dortmund quality for ecl next season

Also in the ecl final and is rested in lesser league games as he starts the for ecl finalists!


Decent update tbh

Worst update ever, you illiterate extra chromosome.