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Unread 04-02-2013, 09:34 AM
Aman27deep
 
Default My sob story

After being banned on the 17th, went on a long bike ride on my new Honda bike. Everything was going until until a bus decided to hit me and run away. Was at quite some speed (must be over 100), and now my left shoulder and my left ribs are in shambles. My helmet broke as well, but that saved my head from any injury.

Had quite bad past 18-20 days. Previously couldn't ride a bike in my older place, but looking as everyone drove a bike here, it gave me false motivation, and now I'll be on a 3 month bedrest.

My bike is unrecognisable, and my Motorola Atrix HD burst in my pocket, though I think my Tablet might work after some repairs.

Good thing is, won't be missing any United match for a while

Hope no one missed me.
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:35 AM
Poop
 
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Who the fuck are you?
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:36 AM
Zorg
 
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Hi sullerz
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:41 AM
Child of Darkness
 
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wanna put a claim in ?

pm me top service for top reds
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:42 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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hit and run by public transport, if that's not a knock to the self esteem I don't know what is.
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:43 AM
dunk
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
wanna put a claim in ?

pm me top service for top reds
You got an Indian branch?
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:48 AM
Scabs
 
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Top red down. top red down!

Aman my man, haven't you heard, Indian drivers are menkul.
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:50 AM
Child of Darkness
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dunk
You got an Indian branch?
is he seriously in calcutta - thought that was a joke like nofun claiming hes in timperley when its really Royal oak
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:51 AM
dunk
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
is he seriously in calcutta - thought that was a joke like nofun claiming hes in timperley when its really Royal oak
Fuck knows tbh
 
Unread 04-02-2013, 09:56 AM
Aman27deep
 
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Forgot to mention in my OP, I blame Armchair.
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