crocks, knocks and back in two weeks injuries thread

:sniff:

Hopefully he'll get for by the summer so we can sell him.

Originally Posted by carlosartorial

Hopefully he'll get for by the summer so we can sell him.

We'll never sell him. NEVER!

hopefully marlon brando will start on sunday

Originally Posted by The Watcher

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ed-season.html

Must be the second or third time this fat mess has suffered a long term injury in training. No loss really tbh

the £#%&!ing state of him in that picture ffs

it's going to be like kuszczak this, we'll never shift* the £#%&!er





*insert fork lift joke here

Originally Posted by borsuk

it's going to be like kuszczak this, we'll never shift* the £#%&!er





*insert fork lift joke here

£#%&!er will drain 4 more years of wage

Originally Posted by Pop

Confirmed out for up to five weeks with a £#%&!ed hamstring.

Genuinely hope it kills him.

So he should be fit just in time for the Shitty game?

Originally Posted by Pop

Confirmed out for up to five weeks with a £#%&!ed hamstring.

Genuinely hope it kills him.

Yep. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17374108

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed the 23-year-old fat @#%&! will miss up to five weeks with a hamstring injury.

The fat @#%&!, who has made 16 appearances for the Red Devils this season, has been ruled out of United's Europa League tie at Athletic Bilbao.

He could also miss up to six vital league games for the leaders.

"Some hamstrings are relatively straightforward but we have to wait and see how fat @#%&! is in the next week or so to get a better idea," said Ferguson

Originally Posted by Zorg

Yep. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17374108

Brutally honest the from Ferie, makes a change.