A song I just made up on the toilet.

The Alternative version of Cheryl Tweedy's 3 Words.


I did a shit at the club
It was a dump of love

I had 2 poo’s at the bar
which looked like turds covered in tar

I told them u are the best craps of my life
I love you, more than my wife and
I hope I’m gonna find some winets later.

I told them you are the dumps of my dreams
Hard, firm, not **** streams
I hope my faeces are the same forever

It was those, 3 turds that saved my life
Wiping not complicated
They were not under-rated
No longer constipated
Ashley Cole tried to ate it.

toilet indeed

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

toilet indeed

thanks Waynes. I knew you'd dig it.

its turd

TBH fair I don't know the tunes of any Cheryl Tweedie songs so I can't tell if its any good, howevere because its the boy Teville I'll give it a thumbs up.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

TBH fair I don't know the tunes of any Cheryl Tweedie songs so I can't tell if its any good, howevere because its the boy Teville I'll give it a thumbs up.

it made me laugh hard enough to force on out, if you catch my drift. maybe that had something to with the medication, mind...still not even Wayne's could deny that the 3 turded punchline in the chorus drops a treat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT4t99xnkQ0

"it was those, 3 birds that r*ped my wife" drops better

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

"it was those, 3 birds that r*ped my wife" drops better

but in no way related to me having a love dump. unless you know something that I don't.