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Unread 06-01-2020, 08:02 PM
woody78
 
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"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 08:04 PM
92ToBury
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
Are cat scans compulsory for taxi drivers?
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 08:06 PM
Sparky***
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 08:14 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
They make you fix your own taxi?...
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:09 PM
Sloppy
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:10 PM
Chester Road
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 09:20 PM
Sparky***
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 09:22 PM
dunk
 
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Superb
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:25 PM
Cream
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:26 PM
Ethers
 
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God-level Giffage
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:29 PM
NedKelly
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 09:53 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 09:57 PM
barca99
 
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How long did you want to give Jose? Or is he not good enough?
About as long as he got to be honest, abit less maybe.

Lets be clear im not saying give any 'top manager' we can get 3 years minimum. If they begin to fail (like others have) then they need to go.

What i am saying is im not confident giving Ole 3 years to try and get it right only to find out he cant.

Most manager in the world would be sacked after Oles results.

Id rather try with another top manager than waste time with Ole tbh
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 09:58 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Amazing.
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 10:06 PM
AK14
 
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Unread 06-01-2020, 10:11 PM
Cream
 
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About as long as he got to be honest, abit less maybe.

Lets be clear im not saying give any 'top manager' we can get 3 years minimum. If they begin to fail (like others have) then they need to go.

What i am saying is im not confident giving Ole 3 years to try and get it right only to find out he cant.

Most manager in the world would be sacked after Oles results.

Id rather try with another top manager than waste time with Ole tbh
We're 5th in the league to be fair.

People are talking like we're 13th.

This squad has so much scope for improvement that you have to imagine we'll be better next season. Under Ole.

Replacing Pogba (if only to stop the bullshit) and Lingard will be massive. Hopefully they're just two of a handful of notable changes.
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 10:16 PM
marlo
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
"How's the car coming along, is it fixed yet?"

"Well, sort of."

"How do you mean?"

"well, we gave it to the best mechanic we could and he couldn't fix it so i sacked him."

"ok"

"Then we went to the next best available mechanic and he sort of fixed it but then he gave up halfway because I started quibbling about the quote."

"So what's happening now?"

"We've given the job to a monkey with a spanner"

"how's he doing?"

"Well he's not complained although he has eaten the upholstery and pooed on the windscreen"

"Do you not think you'd better give it to another, qualified mechanic?"

"Pffft. You obviously have no faith in monkeys pal."
literally the perfect description of ole in footballing terms.
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 10:32 PM
Cream
 
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literally the perfect description of ole in footballing terms.
Figuratively. In simian auto mechanic terms.
 
Unread 06-01-2020, 10:56 PM
ScarFace
 
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Ole should be running a pub or sat next to david may at 11pm talking to mongs on mutv.
 
Unread 07-01-2020, 06:47 AM
believe
 
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He's inherited a terrible squad, with Mourinho unbelievably keeping worse players than he got rid of. Give him a chance.
When ole came in and we went on the 14 game unbeaten run no one ever mentioned the quality of the squad, only that Mourinho had managed it badly.
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