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Going through this thread you'd think Utd are signing peak Messi, not some £#%&!ing turd who scored two goals for Burnley and was soon £#%&!ed off to Kebab FC.

Igloo mk2 ffs.

Originally Posted by Pop

Going through this thread you'd think Utd are signing peak Messi, not some £#%&!ing turd who scored two goals for Burnley and was soon £#%&!ed off to Kebab FC.

Igloo mk2 ffs.

Can’t wait to see you on telly holding your “can I have your shirt, Wout”? sign

Will he be the first player whose paid to join us - Glazernomics...

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/s...51319080792064


I thought he was hags perfect striker

Thanks for posting this, I think most of us were under the impression that he was United's top target ahead of the various strikers we've been linked with.

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1612779581790105600?s=46&t=M7M599qMK6o1fXhJOWUibA

Dressing room whip round?

Martial put £1 in..

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

https://mobile.twitter.com/UtdPlug/s...51319080792064


I thought he was hags perfect striker

He wanted Arnautovic in the summer when the purse strings were a bit looser...

Originally Posted by Wayne Jenkins

Thanks for posting this, I think most of us were under the impression that he was United's top target ahead of the various strikers we've been linked with.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He wanted Arnautovic in the summer when the purse strings were a bit looser...

Jews in saying no to a nazi shocker?

Derby day winner ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Derby day winner ?

IMAGINE.

Weg Gurns.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Jews in saying no to a nazi shocker?

Christ...

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Jews in saying no to a nazi shocker?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Christ...

Controversial....

Wesley Sneijder has spoken...

I think they've seen the trick with the free kick [in the quarter-final of the World Cup against Argentina], so they don't fall for that in England anymore.


'In terms of striker, is he really someone United are waiting for? I don't think so. They still have 300 of those in the Premier League. It must be a stunt. This really can't be true.'

He’s just bitter because we never actually signed him.

“Is he really someone they’re waiting for?”

No. No he isn’t. We’re skint, short on numbers and can only do loans. Cheap loans at that. It’s an exceptional situation where our already-tight-arsed owners are being extra tight because they’re selling.

It’s an option for six months until we buy a proper forward.

Why are people insisting on pretending they don’t know this and like he’s a top target of Ten Hag’s?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

“Is he really someone they’re waiting for?”

No. No he isn’t. We’re skint, short on numbers and can only do loans. Cheap loans at that. It’s an exceptional situation where our already-tight-arsed owners are being extra tight because they’re selling.

It’s an option for six months until we buy a proper forward.

Why are people insisting on pretending they don’t know this and like he’s a top target of Ten Hag’s?

Selective ignorance for their own amusement?

Originally Posted by dunk

Selective ignorance for their own amusement?

Would do well on here etc.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

“Is he really someone they’re waiting for?”

No. No he isn’t. We’re skint, short on numbers and can only do loans. Cheap loans at that. It’s an exceptional situation where our already-tight-arsed owners are being extra tight because they’re selling.

It’s an option for six months until we buy a proper forward.

Why are people insisting on pretending they don’t know this and like he’s a top target of Ten Hag’s?

because criticising United is a media industry all of it's own which people have been doing very nicely out of in the last few years.

• when ten hag joined us he was a bit rubbish apparently because his suit was a bit creased (simon jordan actually said that)
• when casemiro joined us he was a 'steady eddie' who didn't do anything special
• when we dropped ronaldo that was wrong as well because how dare the manager pick the team he wants to play
• When we signed Martinez he was too short to be a centre back

Criticise United get clicks and views that's what it's all about.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

because criticising United is a media industry all of it's own which people have been doing very nicely out of in the last few years.

• when ten hag joined us he was a bit rubbish apparently because his suit was a bit creased (simon jordan actually said that)
• when casemiro joined us he was a 'steady eddie' who didn't do anything special
• when we dropped ronaldo that was wrong as well because how dare the manager pick the team he wants to play
• When we signed Martinez he was too short to be a centre back

Criticise United get clicks and views that's what it's all about.

Fair enough, but what’s your reason?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Fair enough, but what’s your reason?

Munich’s No.9 atm is Erik Choupo-Moting, he also played for PSG.
Barca had Luuk de Jong upfront last season. Madrid signed some bloke called Mariano Diaz to replace Ronaldo. Chelsea signed a clearly past it Aubamayang.

Sometimes top clubs sign shitty options that can add a body/do a job until a proper option is available. Not sure what’s so hard to understand.