Fellani's Hair

You're not telling me that this stupid mop doesn't affect his peripheral vision. Get it lopped off ffs.

Important issue.

I think these hair blinkers might actually help. We don't want him getting confused.

Pin him down and shear it. At least look the part even if your feet can't back it up.

Scruffy £#%&!ing @#%&!.

If he ever chopped it off I'd imagine him to look like a shaved bear...

Originally Posted by dragflick

If he ever chopped it off I'd imagine him to look like a shaved bear...

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

You're not telling me that this stupid mop doesn't affect his peripheral vision. Get it lopped off ffs.

Important issue.

Also affects the 'defenders' view of the ball imo so its 6 of one...

Unfortunely shaving his hair isn't going to change the fact that he is one shit footballer
De Gea our goalkeeper is better technically than this lummox

Why LvG still uses this @#%&! is beyond me as he is completely unsuited to the football we are trying to play

if he trapped the ball in his hair and it got stuck....and then he ran into the goal with it still on his head.....would it count as a goal ?

Originally Posted by dragflick

If he ever chopped it off I'd imagine him to look like a shaved bear...

That is one evil little face they are hiding

Originally Posted by denis lawless

if he trapped the ball in his hair and it got stuck....and then he ran into the goal with it still on his head.....would it count as a goal ?

if he trapped the ball..........

Originally Posted by jem

if he trapped the ball..........

are you confusing him with rooney ?

ok...for the sake of argument......it dropped on top of his head and got stuck in the mesh ?

Originally Posted by denis lawless

if he trapped the ball in his hair and it got stuck....and then he ran into the goal with it still on his head.....would it count as a goal ?

Yes it perfectly legal


'Seal Boy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa8dClpbLyk

Originally Posted by Reno

Yes it perfectly legal


'Seal Boy'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa8dClpbLyk

Kerlon Moura Souza or simply Kerlon (born 27 January 1988 in Ipatinga[1]) is a Brazilian professional footballer currently playing for Maltese Premier League side Sliema Wanderers as an attacking midfielder.

Originally Posted by Reno

Yes it perfectly legal


'Seal Boy'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa8dClpbLyk

were we not linked with him once?

Originally Posted by Spock

were we not linked with him once?

I remember an article on some site saying he is the lad that will bring down football He's found a loop hole in the rules and hes just spoiling it for the rest of us. It seems to have worked out for him if he's ended up at Semolina Wanderers.

Originally Posted by Reno

Yes it perfectly legal


'Seal Boy'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa8dClpbLyk

great skills....but it does encourage a kick in the head

i was thinking more the ball just remaining stuck in the mass of hair rather than the skillful aspect shown by this kid....cant see f******* being able to keep it up long enough.

if fellaini got a yellow card and his hair also got a yellow card, would they both have to go off?

Hasn't he cut it short at least once already since coming to us?

Originally Posted by silv

That is one evil little face they are hiding

Yes cos they look so cute with hair

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Hasn't he cut it short at least once already since coming to us?

That's his brother. It was a wum