The Premier League called back thinking I was Sir Alex and told me this...

Originally Posted by koppas

Did you ask for the bloke in question?

i did.

They informed me that he wasn't taking calls and to call back later.

She seemed very merked.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

i did.

They informed me that he wasn't taking calls and to call back later.

She seemed very merked.

£#%&!in hell.

Quick get your name changed by deed poll to Sir Alex, £#%&! all they can do then!!!


http://thedeedpoll.co.uk/adult/

It's only £19

Might change my name to Buster Cherry

Anyone a lawyer? Can I get done?

Originally Posted by koppas

Anyone a lawyer? Can I get done?

I ain't no Lawyer but £#%&!all will come of this.

Calm down man

im going to call them...

"what gwarn gyal , its sar alex feargusun....., what the bloodcut is goin on with the tevez clearaaance"

Originally Posted by King Schlong

I ain't no Lawyer but £#%&!all will come of this.

Calm down man

Everytime my phone rings now, I'm going to be in fear of the fuzz.

TSSLAW / graham shear is the person who contacted me after that ashely cole vid i made, FYI.

sounds like you're in deep koppas.

koppas, are you thinking people will believe this?

it was funny for a while but not now.

Originally Posted by sharath

koppas, are you thinking people will believe this?

it was funny for a while but not now.

how mumbai today mate?

Ok im shitting it now.

Originally Posted by sharath

koppas, are you thinking people will believe this?

it was funny for a while but not now.

It is actually the premierships number.

I h ave Rang them.

Originally Posted by dakpul

TSSLAW / graham shear is the person who contacted me after that ashely cole vid i made, FYI.

sounds like you're in deep koppas.

did they really contact you?
what did they say?

Originally Posted by koppas

Ok im shitting it now.

There must be some law they could do me for? They have just given out valuable info?

Originally Posted by koppas

There must be some law they could do me for? They have just given out valuable info?

Its their own stupid fault for giving the Information out.

Its OK though as its common knowledge that the deal is done.

I just thought, the PL would be the ones in the shit - from UTD for being lacklustre.

Originally Posted by violater

did they really contact you?
what did they say?

yeah, he basically just asked a few questions on whether or not the press i.e. notw etc influenced me in thinking the stories they were running were based around ashley cole. after some advice i never replied as even a yes or not meant they could have summoned me in court.

The thing is dakkers, the PL would be the ones in the shit giving out info as easy as that. UTD would go £#%&!ing nuts if they knew.

I have been invited to speak to a journo from a forumista, should I do it?

Originally Posted by koppas

I have been invited to speak to a journo from a forumista, should I do it?

NO You @#%&!.

Its United.