*Official* Sunderland vs United Match Thread - The depressing end to campaign riddled with misery

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Probably a good thing that you werent watching the game with El Hombre either then.

I just picked up the remote and hit channel up. Ended up on the tennis. So now i hate tennis. Shame, because I like tennis.

Originally Posted by wiganste

Not eaten either. Just drinking. Can't be arsed.

And my bird is in Finland with work until Wednesday, so I'm sat here with the dog for company.

lucky bastard

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

I'm glad I don't have kids, because if some squeaky midget asked me anything as Aguero scored, I would have vollyed them through the telly. Just smoke, crackling noises and some tiny shoe soles sticking out of the telly.

"What are you in for?"

"Volleyed my kid."

Originally Posted by JakeB

"What are you in for?"

"Volleyed my kid."

"....thought it was El Hombre...."

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Oh, he's back alright

oh £#%&!, is this dull @#%&! still here as well

Just remembered that @#%&! of a commentator, is it Parry or somethin that was doing our game? For the last 15 minutes of our game he kept mentioning the 20th title, and how we just need to see the game out. #@&%!.:shakehead:

Fergies snooker table better be re-felted during the week and come up with some answers and hope.

Anyway, what a £#%&!ing £#%&! ending to a £#%&!ing £#%&! season. No doubt with the cherry on top being Chelsea winning next week. I'm off to bed now, catch y'all tomorrow. Thanks for the group therapy, love Fred hate Citeh

Originally Posted by Barcabal

Fergies snooker table better be re-felted during the week and come up with some answers and hope.

Why, has someone shit on it? Freggie out.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

First time , just now.
I've been sitting here in front of my PC with my head in my hands, occasionally posting for the last 5hours. I have even had any Tea yet...can't be arsed to get anything

Made a very nice (even if I say it myself) Sunday roast for five people. Helped take my mind off football for a bit

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Made a very nice (even if I say it myself) Sunday roast for five people. Helped take my mind off football for a bit

What did it consist of? I'd to know.

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Why, has someone shit on it? Freggie out.

He'll be hurting worse than any of us £#%&!ing @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by Barcabal

He'll be hurting worse than any of us £#%&!ing @#%&!s.

I should £#%&!ing hope so too tbh.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

What did it consist of? I'd to know.

Roast lamb, roast spuds/parsnips, carrots, cauliflower, gravy, mint sauce

Originally Posted by Barcabal

He'll be hurting worse than any of us £#%&!ing @#%&!s.

But he can check his online bank account and things won't be so bad.

When I log into mine, I get a message saying "are you sure you want to see this?"

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Roast lamb, roast spuds/parsnips, carrots, cauliflower, gravy, mint sauce

Why the slash inbetween the roasties and parsnips? Was it like half a portion of each kinda thing? £#%&!ing love parsnips tbh.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Why the slash inbetween the roasties and parsnips? Was it like half a portion of each kinda thing? £#%&!ing love parsnips tbh.

They were both roasted in the same tray. Agree with you that parsnips rock

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

They were both roasted in the same tray. Agree with you that parsnips rock

Parsnips are underrated. Good shout. The cauliflower disappoints me, but I suspect that probably doesn't bother you because you didn't make it for me, nor do you know who I am.

Originally Posted by wiganste

But he can check his online bank account and things won't be so bad.

When I log into mine, I get a message saying "are you sure you want to see this?"

Similar to myn tbh my AV Scanner pops up and says "We will not log your login details and sell them as you are a £#%&!ing pauper!"