Have united got summat up their sleeve, or are we just shit

We're in the middle of our biggest rebuild in the last few decades. A crucially important transfer window and what have we done?

Signed yet another left back, a midget centre back and Erikksen on a free transfer. All whilst our star striker is begging to leave.

City and Liverpool must be shitting themselves.

We've been outspent by West Ham, Leeds, Forset, Southampton, Spurs and that's before you get to the big clubs like City, Liverpool and Chelsea.

We've shifted the best part of £50m a year off the books and still we're hampered.

We're an absolute farce. There are no tricks up our sleeves. At best we'll get some panic signings at the end of the window. This has been predictable for months. The "it's only June" crew couldn't look any more £#%&!ing stupid.

Arnold, Murtough, whoever, different clowns, same story.