Romelu Lukaku

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

We would have been quite familiar with some of their players, mind.

Yeah and watching Lukaku and Sanchez big it up against us would have been particularly galling IMHOE's

BBC towing the 'Lukaku Shows United What They're Missing' line.

No, he doesn't.

Next.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

BBC towing the 'Lukaku Shows United What They're Missing' line.

No, he doesn't.

Next.

If there was ever a player we wouldn't want back it would be this useless lump.

Originally Posted by Medlock

If there was ever a player we wouldn't want back it would be this useless lump.

Its this idea that because he's scoring, it was a mistake to sell.

No.

He was always going to score plenty. Because he's a very good goal scoring. That wasnt why we sold him. He didnt fit in and we went in a different direction. A direction that has got 60+ goals between 3 players.

Him doing well and our correct decision to sell are not mutually exclusive.

The absolute size of this beast, and yet I never remember him bullying centre halves. Not once.

and yet i remember his sob story about having to eat his cornflakes with a fork so they could all share the milk (not that I'm passing judgement, genuienly pleased he escaped poverty)

Originally Posted by Drexl

The absolute size of this beast, and yet I never remember him bullying centre halves. Not once.

and yet i remember his sob story about having to eat his cornflakes with a fork so they could all share the milk (not that I'm passing judgement, genuienly pleased he escaped poverty)

Wouldn't that just mean more milk is left at the end? All contaminated with cornflake sugar run off?

If you're gonna take the milk, at least drink it. £#%&!ing REALLY glad we sold him now.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Wouldn't that just mean more milk is left at the end?

Don't think the milk grows exponentially pal although if it did it would make him a bastard genius tbf and I would whole-heartedly endorse his resigning

He watered his milk down...like his skills and control...

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He watered his milk down...like his skills and control...

he is literally a bag of pudding

having the likes of him gone is like walking in 0.8 gravity, everything is just easier

Originally Posted by Drexl

Don't think the milk grows exponentially pal although if it did it would make him a bastard genius tbf and I would whole-heartedly endorse his resigning

Isn't the fork so it runs through the prongs and into the bowl, thus leaving more milk in the bowl?

See, now he's causing us to argue, the Breakfast Bastard!

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

He watered his milk down...like his skills and control...

Moves like he's wearing skinny jeans.

Not a nice player.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Isn't the fork so it runs through the prongs and into the bowl, thus leaving more milk in the bowl?

See, now he's causing us to argue, the Breakfast Bastard!

Yes! i was just being an arse for comedic effect which i accept fails on every level

as bunks said, he watered the milk down so it went further, which isn't funny tbh - but its literally the only memory i have of him. I think the eating cornflakes with a fork was actually a line from kanye (we broke broke flat broke)

Would've easily taken those chances against sevilla

good luck to him at Inter. move was best for all parties..

We've yet to replace him though. Igahlo is Watford quality

Originally Posted by Drexl

Yes! i was just being an arse for comedic effect which i accept fails on every level

as bunks said, he watered the milk down so it went further, which isn't funny tbh - but its literally the only memory i have of him. I think the eating cornflakes with a fork was actually a line from kanye (we broke broke flat broke)

Reckon Kanye would have been better than Lukaku tbf.

Ooh, he's confident...

Originally Posted by Red Santos

Would've easily taken those chances against sevilla

good luck to him at Inter. move was best for all parties..

We've yet to replace him though. Igahlo is Watford quality

Martial and co would usually take those chances too.

Lukaku was as bad as anyone for missed chances when he was here.

Just lazy journalism

Lukaku goals + Man U no goals x 24 hours apart = Man U baaaad.

The big man has done well there tbf. And nice comments in the post match interview about Utd.

Hope they do Juve next year.

yes his first touch at times was shocking but he seems like a good lad and good for a dressing room so no ill will with his move to Inter. That system seems to suit Lukaku well.

He's a confidence player always has been. When he's on a roll he's unstoppable, but when the confidence drains from him he looks dreadful.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He's a confidence player always has been. When he's on a roll he's unstoppable, but when the confidence drains from him he looks dreadful.

Sounds like Rashford tbf.

also easier for Lukaku to bully one CB instead of dealing with two b/c Martinez is a hell of a talent to partner him up top

He scores goals and always will but he's an awful footballer. John Fashanu, Mick Harford and John Harston all scored goals but I wouldn't have wanted to watch their teams play.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

He scores goals and always will but he's an awful footballer. John Fashanu, Mick Harford and John Harston all scored goals but I wouldn't have wanted to watch their teams play.

Just as well Brian Kidd didn't get his way. Didn't Fergie want Harford?