Owen & Obertan, cheap as chips

We ain't got a pot to piss in, that's why we're signing Campbell

But we're not.

Great stuff.

Owen & Obertan, cheap as chips and both have proved decent signings so far.

Bet BGS is quite partial to being pissed on.

I like chips.

Don't shoot the messenger

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

Don't shoot the messenger

but he's a day late.

Originally Posted by Appletango

Owen & Obertan, cheap as chips and both have proved decent signings so far.

They can't be classed as a good signing unless they cost £6-10m. Any more and it's a waste of money, any less and we're just signing reserve players.

I thought everyone knew that

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

Don't shoot the messenger

Even if his information is flawed? Just to clarify, we aren't signing Sol.

Originally Posted by Lok

They can't be classed as a good signing unless they cost £6-10m. Any more and it's a waste of money, any less and we're just signing reserve players.

I thought everyone knew that

They also need to come from clubs like Bayern, Juve and Barca.

Valencia came from Wigan so he's shit.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

but he's a day late.

A day? £#%&!in 'ell, we signed Owen and Obertan months ago. the only day old news he's managed has turned out by now to be wrong. Really, he's the sort of messenger that should be shot.

Originally Posted by Kwik

They also need to come from clubs like Bayern, Juve and Barca.

Valencia came from Wigan so he's shit.

Plus he wasn't in the £6-10m bracket, double shit. Hang on, that's a double negative, he's good again.

there's no smoke without fire

Ferguson he lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54-QHEZN6E

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Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

there's no smoke without fire

Ferguson he lie

So, he's gone from "messenger" to bullshitter. Someone get my gun

there isn't even any smoke, let alone a fire.

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

[size="7"]790,000,000

It's not your money, so why give a shit?