Jesseh Lingard.

Would he just £#%&! off out of it for christ sake. He's like a £#%&!ing recurring haemorrhoid. Wherever he does end up I hope rots on the benches there too the #@&%!. Actually scrub that, I hope he comes off the bench some game in the 98th minute and does his cruciates.

@#%&!.

Originally Posted by Pop

Would he just £#%&! off out of it for christ sake. He's like a £#%&!ing recurring haemorrhoid. Wherever he does end up I hope rots on the benches there too the #@&%!. Actually scrub that, I hope he comes off the bench some game in the 98th minute and does his cruciates.

@#%&!.

These guys have no respect for themselves. Where is his pride in wanting to play football in a top league?! I don’t understand it. If there was a chance to play for utd fair enough but it’s done it’s over.

If he wants to stay and fight for his play then Accept a 30k a week contract and do it. Madness. Nobody takes pride in anything anymore

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/utddistrict/stat...364231681?s=21

Loan bid rejected

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Loan bid rejected

Quite right

We may be shit, but be don't want to be idiots

@#%&!.

I would say bench him but he's a permanent fixture on it anyway. USE him as a bench then. Have players sit on him during games, scrape their dirty boots and studs on his head. Spit their energy drinks on him after they've washed their mouth out with that pish. Have Ronaldo throw his shirt and kick him a few times whenever he's subbed off.

FUMING

Chance to become a hero by helping keep Geordies up, and possibly regain England squad place, as opposed to sitting on United bench for the rest of the season.

on BBC.

"Manchester United are reluctant to loan the 29-year-old as it would effectively end his Old Trafford career".

Isn't this supposed to be the target or are they going to extend his contract again with a payrise?

Often thought we should ask the squad to line up randomly and fire every 10th person - decimate them live on mutv

Nailed on jesseh, joneseh, toneh would survive though

Originally Posted by est.1878

Often thought we should ask the squad to line up randomly and fire every 10th person - decimate them live on mutv

Nailed on jesseh, joneseh, toneh would survive though

they would probably deflect it off their thick skulls and hit a good player

Originally Posted by Drexl

they would probably deflect it off their thick skulls and hit a good player

Clarity - meant just a contract termination, but now you mention it...

Originally Posted by est.1878

Often thought we should ask the squad to line up randomly and fire every 10th person - decimate them live on mutv

Nailed on jesseh, joneseh, toneh would survive though

Someone would #@&%! it up and hand Fred the gun.

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Someone would #@&%! it up and hand Fred the gun.

Then the only victim would be the stadium cos the useless @#%&! wouldn't hit a player.

Looking like a full deal is getting done

Loads of movement today...

I always liked Newcastle.

https://twitter.com/LukeEdwardsTele/status/1484218036903190536?t=cGKvvoVV2EaZRGdOchxyhg&s=19

Fun while it lasted

The £#%&!ing odious little goblin is refusing to move on a perm basis as he knows he can run down his contract and get a big signing on fee in the summer.

United being played like a fiddle by a horrific scrote who has milked the club for as much as he can for over 10 years now.

If he's refusing to go and let the club make a fee on him, then he needs to rot in the reserves for the rest of the season.

Can’t blame the lad ffs. We’d all do the same. It’s the clubs fault.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Can’t blame the lad ffs. We’d all do the same. It’s the clubs fault.

Yup.

It's a contract, just one of many awful contracts.

They're willing to pay £6m for a loan and pay his wages. Take it ffs.

It will get done. Even we're not that stupid. Are we?