DAVE is officially number one after that, sorry Hendo! APOLOGY THREAD

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

Absolutely this. Defence looked far better with Hendo, yet every time ddg makes a save (disregarding his disregard of other aspects of his game) he’s made out to be peak Schmeicel/VDS while he still £#%&!s up. Every low-block team’s gk makes worldie saves against us while they nick points from us at OT. Goalies make saves. Hendo makes one slip after an excellent run in the team and he’s shit.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Henderson Hendoh Jordan Henderson’s mouthy Manc brother Benjamin Hendy

He was rubbish lads. And don’t get me started on the hat. Splash a bit of cold water over your faces and take a long, hard look at yourselves in the mirror. De Gea made some great saves yesterday, and has saved us a fair few points this season. I’m not sure he’s to blame for our lack of midfield leading to a disproportionate amount of wide open chances for any and all opposition we face.

Dean ‘the Hat’ Henderson

Football knowledge to football quilt and pillow case in the space of two posts

Originally Posted by believe

Limited transfer funds?

It's like a parralel universe where we are a plucky underdog on a shoestring budget.

Meanwhile over on planet Earth, each summer we outspend virtually every club in Europe and still play shit football.

Seeing a lot of talk about his distribution at the moment.

https://streamable.com/dpjxky

He is quite bad at kicking a football.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

Seeing a lot of talk about his distribution at the moment.

He is quite bad at kicking a football.

Very good at adjusting his socks after ceding possession tbf

Originally Posted by believe

Limited transfer funds?

we sound like the biggest #@&%!s as a fan base when we moan about money spent over the last 5 years

Top 10 premier league transfer fees have 4 of ours ffs.

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Very good at adjusting his socks after ceding possession tbf

Worldie at clapping his gloves together too but at least he doesn’t own a cap

Originally Posted by The taste of...

Football knowledge to football quilt and pillow case in the space of two posts

You’re out of your depth son.

Can just see it now; we’ve started Henderson, expectations are high from the anti-Dave crew. Suddenly, we gift a chance to the opposition - one of our terrible midfielders has given the ball away and left us completely exposed. Henderson is unable to save the shot.

“It was meant to be different,” thought ‘The taste of...’, “I can’t work it out - Dave is gone and our midfield and defence is still £#%&!. It must be Henderson’s fault”.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

You’re out of your depth son.

Can just see it now; we’ve started Henderson, expectations are high from the anti-Dave crew. Suddenly, we gift a chance to the opposition - one of our terrible midfielders has given the ball away and left us completely exposed. Henderson is unable to save the shot.

“It was meant to be different,” thought ‘The taste of...’, “I can’t work it out - Dave is gone and our midfield and defence is still £#%&!. It must be Henderson’s fault”.

Pull Dave and Martial back over your head and go back to sleep you try hard #@&%!

Originally Posted by The taste of...

Pull Dave and Martial back over your head and go back to sleep you try hard #@&%!

^^^rattled

Originally Posted by NedKelly

^^^rattled

Yeah think I’ve just about stopped rattling now

Why not do the name change thing and at least make Ned the 2nd most boring forum wum eh… let it go with some grace.

Originally Posted by believe

Limited transfer funds?

He's right. We've only been able to spend a measly £457,600,000 (net, fella) in the last 5 years.

FYI: £100m more than City. Nearly £300m more than the dippers.


Woodynomics

Originally Posted by The taste of...

Why not do the name change thing and at least make Ned the 2nd most boring forum wum eh… let it go with some grace.

I still find it pretty funny how the default dunce line on here is to say “you’re wumming!” when met by a difference in opinion or outlook. Playground stuff. As I said, you’re out of your depth here kiddo.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I still find it pretty funny how the default dunce line on here is to say “you’re wumming!” when met by a difference in opinion or outlook. Playground stuff. As I said, you’re out of your depth here kiddo.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

Seeing a lot of talk about his distribution at the moment.

He is quite bad at kicking a football.

He puts and keeps us under pressure with his inability to kick a ball. Stunts counter attacks with his reluctance to throw/release early at times too.

First 10-15 minutes of the 2nd half on Saturday, Villa have us pushed back and everytime the ball made its way to De Gea he feebly gave it right back to them. He’s as bad as the midfield for putting pressure on the defence.

One of the best shot stoppers in world football. Shit at distribution and coming off his line .

Is he a top keeper and the best we have ? Yes. Should be be paying 200-250k a week for him ? No

No keeper is worth that much, if you you need have a keeper like that your outfield players are just dogshit. Again mismanagement has £#%&!ed us. However he has the contract now and he isn’t a concern as he has been playing well.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

One of the best shot stoppers in world football. Shit at distribution and coming off his line .

Is he a top keeper and the best we have ? Yes. Should be be paying 200-250k a week for him ? No

No keeper is worth that much, if you you need have a keeper like that your outfield players are just dogshit. Again mismanagement has £#%&!ed us. However he has the contract now and he isn’t a concern as he has been playing well.

When you know your keeper is an unreliable @#%&! no defence in the world will keep clean sheets

Originally Posted by dunk

He puts and keeps us under pressure with his inability to kick a ball. Stunts counter attacks with his reluctance to throw/release early at times too.

First 10-15 minutes of the 2nd half on Saturday, Villa have us pushed back and everytime the ball made its way to De Gea he feebly gave it right back to them. He’s as bad as the midfield for putting pressure on the defence.

His saves this season have also often pushed the ball back into a danger area rather than away from danger.

Not to mention as we got better in recent years and he had less to do, he started making mistakes. He’s only good when he’s busy, and even then he doesn’t create confidence or sense of security in his defence, and often deflects the ball into dangerous areas with his saves, causing panic. He’s done.

The offside goal the other day, he was a disgrace. Too scared to come off his line and attack the ball a few yards out. Schmeichel would have been out and on the attacker in a flash, with no need to be saved by var. Our defence plays like the united defence used to play when schmeichel was injured.

Go on lad, player of the month in the whole league!

Says more about the league than him tbh.

Originally Posted by dunk

Says more about the league than him tbh.

You really can’t ever let an opinion die pal can you. Even if it’s a wrong one.

He’s probably our most dependable player and amongst only two I would try and keep if we were to crash and burn. It was three before mason decided he was a head the ball.