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Unread 30-11-2007, 09:02 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Any stories going around this year?

BBC said this morning on their breakfast show that there may very well be no Christmas lights in Manchester next Christmas? And apparently in Holland and France they are going to scrap public holidays for Christmas day with a view to introducing this into the U.K by 2010. They said it proved illegal for a secular E.U to force Christian holidays on Muslims. These Muslims eh?
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:07 AM
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Think I'm gonna sack christmas in and celebrate Yule instead.
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:14 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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we planned to put up our christmas tree sometime next week, but a muslim overheard me telling somebody and has banned us from doing it.

pc gone mad! this country's not our own anymore! send the buggers back!!
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:19 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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we planned to put up our christmas tree sometime next week, but a muslim overheard me telling somebody and has banned us from doing it.

pc gone mad! this country's not our own anymore! send the buggers back!!
Let's face it, these people are backwards and they want us all dead.
I don't see what their beef is personally. We've been celebrating Christmas for almost four thousand years now, or longer even.
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:19 AM
Amish Mash
 
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If you say Muslim backwards very quickly and vocalise in a slightly higher pitch than normal, it actually sounds like FC United. MOTWYW!
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:20 AM
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Buddhists are just so OK with it but to ridiculous levels- it's really pissing me off.
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:26 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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and who the fuck do the chinese think they are not celebrating new year at the same time as us? they think they're better than us.
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:30 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Buddhist are just chilled out Muslims. Over compensating isn't going to change the fact that they come from a different place
were you or I would be killed just because we enjoy music.

As for the Chinese? They're are at it again. (technically it's the japanese but what's the difference?)

Building more advanced robots designed specifically to destroy us all
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology...0/robots.japan

Robot dentists how long before these robots are coming into our
homes at night and smashing our skulls with their giant super fists?

Remember these people wanted you dead until we dropped the Bomb. Maybe
it's time for another?
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:32 AM
24hr Leavesey
 
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop
Any stories going around this year?

BBC said this morning on their breakfast show that there may very well be no Christmas lights in Manchester next Christmas? And apparently in Holland and France they are going to scrap public holidays for Christmas day with a view to introducing this into the U.K by 2010. They said it proved illegal for a secular E.U to force Christian holidays on Muslims. These Muslims eh?

Whose forcing them ?

Let the fuckers work whilst we sit there bored shitless, gorging ourselves on Quality Street and just watch them pipe up when they're not on triple time.

If they try to deny my future kids christmas I'll put a jihad on their ass.
 
Unread 30-11-2007, 09:35 AM
The Watcher
 
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