Erling Haaland part 2

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Already is something else...

Best striker in world football.

He is back on our wanted list...

Like we’re going to get anywhere near him...

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Like we’re going to get anywhere near him...

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

Our club are a joke with all the other clubs I reckon... we’ve pissed Dortmund off now so they’re never likely to sell.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Our club are a joke with all the other clubs I reckon... we’ve pissed Dortmund off now so they’re never likely to sell.

They don’t have a choice mate. They dealt with the devil and the devil always gets his due.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

“Oops, darling, I’ve saged the bed again...”

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Our club are a joke with all the other clubs I reckon... we’ve pissed Dortmund off now so they’re never likely to sell.

He has a release clause, so it's over their heads. He has a release clause because they're a small time outfit of hipster £#%&!ing #@&%!s whose fanbase find it 'hilarious' when they put out 'trolling' tweets to United yet happily roll over and get tummy tickled by Munich - an actual, proper big club - every time they come calling for their best players without so much as a whiff of resistance.



For all that's wrong with our club, i'm forever grateful we're not that bunch of pandering, weak willed trendy #@&%!heads. They're the moderately more successful southampton of the bundesliga.

he will be on everyones wanted list once his release clause is in effect

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

Alright, Howson.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Originally Posted by Ethers

“Oops, darling, I’ve saged the bed again...”

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

He has a release clause, so it's over their heads. He has a release clause because they're a small time outfit of hipster £#%&!ing #@&%!s whose fanbase find it 'hilarious' when they put out 'trolling' tweets to United yet happily roll over and get tummy tickled by Munich - an actual, proper big club - every time they come calling for their best players without so much as a whiff of resistance.



For all that's wrong with our club, i'm forever grateful we're not that bunch of pandering, weak willed trendy #@&%!heads. They're the moderately more successful southampton of the bundesliga.

Exactly, £#%&! them. I hope those £#%&!ing hilarious tweets keep them amused when their financial results come in this year.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

It definitely happened - not arsed if you don't believe me. It must have been because I was reading about him last night and our 'renewed' interest.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Dreamt I met him last night and asked why he didn't join. Said he was all set but his agent poo-pooed it. Said to him he could join any club in the world he wanted except Barcelona as he is not their kind of striker. Even sage in my sleep. Unreal.

https://media.giphy.com/media/JRPtAS...Bob/source.mp4

Originally Posted by windy waffles

It definitely happened - not arsed if you don't believe me. It must have been because I was reading about him last night and our 'renewed' interest.

Got insomnia, pal?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Exactly, f*** them. I hope those f***ing hilarious tweets keep them amused when their financial results come in this year.

German press reckons they'll declare losses of 75 million

He’s almost certainly going to end up at City. Daft amounts of underhand cash for all concerned, aguero replacement, shit Dad links.

Not needed

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Not needed

not needed where????? please god don't say United doesn't need him