Manchester United v Lens: Match thread

Strong team

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1687773393003651072?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Strong team

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.

Originally Posted by marlo

no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.

Are you not happy with the squad, pal? You should have said something.

Originally Posted by marlo

no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.

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McTominay out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Strong team

https://twitter.com/utdplug/status/1...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Arguably our best XI and it is more lightweight than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark at Eurovision.

Hollywood ball. Hollywood ball. Greedy run. Lose possession. Act of genius. Repeat.

Not looking forward to this. Apart from Casemiro that front 6 is like a Fannies Convention. Awfully lightweight.

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1687785061268049920?s=46&t=bfVvPcxzFISmV5ixy0aAOQ

34 players there, I’d expect up to 10 of them to leave either permanently or on loan yet too..

Originally Posted by dunk

McTominay out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical

Long distance medical issue.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Arguably our best XI and it is more lightweight than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark at Eurovision.

Hollywood ball. Hollywood ball. Greedy run. Lose possession. Act of genius. Repeat.

Not looking forward to this. Apart from Casemiro that front 6 is like a Fannies Convention. Awfully lightweight.

Someone else who actually sees the squad for who they are on the pitch.

Mount and Bruno is a nightmare coupled with casimero being one year older.
We will be as lightweight and easy to play through away from home.

Originally Posted by marlo

no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.

Sparky 2.0

I think they’re all one year older, Pal. Can only hope that’s the same for other teams too.

Originally Posted by marlo

no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.

Considering you’re so profoundly wrong about this stuff, with such breathtaking consistency, are you sure you’re in the right profession?

Guessing we'll see the danish kid on the pitch before kick off?

Here he comes

Waiting for Fred to £#%&! off so he can get the number 17..

MUTV: “two handed wave there”



Needs to sort that hair out.

Shaw looks like he's enjoyed his summer.

Kit looks great

Originally Posted by browser

Kit looks great

Was just thinking that. Very red. Which is good, all things considered.

Originally Posted by dunk

McTominay out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical

dislocated finger, probably.


cass should not be pulling shirts in a friendly. test the defence.

keeper's new nickname is going to be route onana.

Mount

Some ball from Bruno that