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Unread 05-08-2023, 11:33 AM
Dr Stranger
 
Football Manchester United v Lens: Match thread

Strong team

 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:02 PM
marlo
 
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no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:09 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.
Are you not happy with the squad, pal? You should have said something.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:17 PM
ZiggyStardust
 
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no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.
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Unread 05-08-2023, 12:18 PM
dunk
 
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The Scottish Player out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:19 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Arguably our best XI and it is more lightweight than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark at Eurovision.

Hollywood ball. Hollywood ball. Greedy run. Lose possession. Act of genius. Repeat.

Not looking forward to this. Apart from Casemiro that front 6 is like a Fannies Convention. Awfully lightweight.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:22 PM
dunk
 
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34 players there, I’d expect up to 10 of them to leave either permanently or on loan yet too..
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:30 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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The Scottish Player out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical
Long distance medical issue.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:32 PM
marlo
 
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Arguably our best XI and it is more lightweight than Graham Norton and Rylan Clark at Eurovision.

Hollywood ball. Hollywood ball. Greedy run. Lose possession. Act of genius. Repeat.

Not looking forward to this. Apart from Casemiro that front 6 is like a Fannies Convention. Awfully lightweight.
Someone else who actually sees the squad for who they are on the pitch.

Mount and Bruno is a nightmare coupled with casimero being one year older.
We will be as lightweight and easy to play through away from home.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:32 PM
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no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.
Sparky 2.0
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:34 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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I think they’re all one year older, Pal. Can only hope that’s the same for other teams too.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:35 PM
Curtis
 
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no ball retention, no out and out goal scorers
our squad is a mess.
Considering you’re so profoundly wrong about this stuff, with such breathtaking consistency, are you sure you’re in the right profession?
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:36 PM
AK14
 
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Guessing we'll see the danish kid on the pitch before kick off?
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:39 PM
dunk
 
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Here he comes

Waiting for Fred to £#%&! off so he can get the number 17..
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:40 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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MUTV: “two handed wave there”



Needs to sort that hair out.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:51 PM
windy waffles
 
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Shaw looks like he's enjoyed his summer.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:51 PM
browser
 
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Kit looks great
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:53 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Kit looks great
Was just thinking that. Very red. Which is good, all things considered.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 12:58 PM
jem
 
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The Scottish Player out with ‘minor medical issue’.

Hope it’s a West Ham medical
dislocated finger, probably.


cass should not be pulling shirts in a friendly. test the defence.

keeper's new nickname is going to be route onana.
 
Unread 05-08-2023, 01:00 PM
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Mount

Some ball from Bruno that
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