The "looking forward to Fulham" thread.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I like your style all of a sudden.

What, negative?

The second paragraph

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2012082439046

i think united will £#%&!ing batter fulham tomorrow.

4-0 united.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

elsewhere there..

Amusing site in general. Check out the Ten Year Old Agony Aunt articles.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Amusing site in general. Check out the Ten Year Old Agony Aunt articles.

Why on earth would you want to own a willy?...and so if one ever comes near me I’ll be sure to squish it with my shoe.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

There are different paths that you get forced down too. If I dont quite manage to down a drink in one, Ive started to use lesser Yorkshire towns like Rotherham or Costhorpe.

God knows what's happened if I hear myself saying hebden bridge but I know for certain that it's not good.

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

You have just solved a conundrum I was having (ironic as its down to you in the first £#%&!ing place )

I missed these last night.

After careful consideration, I have settled on Dinnington.

"DINNI!"

Originally Posted by Baron_van_Marlon

Christ that looks softer than my #@&%! after 10 pints :shakehead:

We really need someone in the midfield who's not a complete puff.

As it stands, I'd still go all out full on turbo nutty bastard attack at home, £#%&! Fulham & £#%&! Rooney after the other night, a seat on the bench will do him no harm:

---------------------------De Gea--------------------------------

Rafael---------Vidic------------------Evans--------------Evra

--------------Carrick--------------Cleverley---------------------

Valencia-------------------Big Kaggers---------------------Nani

---------------------van Persie----------------------------------

I'm already giddy as £#%&! about Kagawa & his abilities, play him as a 10 & let him dictate from further up the pitch creatively. I believe we'll be handsomely rewarded.

if we're £#%&!ing rooney off after monday then nani equally deserves to be hooked....

Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE

if we're £#%&!ing rooney off after monday then nani equally deserves to be hooked....

maybe it's more about trying to change the pattern of play than it is about individual players though

whatever anyway, Rooney will play against Fulham and probably score. He was utter £#%&! in the corresponding fixture last season though and got hooked for it despite scoring the goal. I'm hoping for something like the 5-1 at the start of 2006, but when you remember that that was 6 whole years ago maybe it's not such a surprise that it's all gone a bit stale with Rooney dropping off the front?

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Imagine if we lost.

I mean, imagine the reaction on here if we lost. Go on. Imagine it.

Would be our worst league start for 20 years, in that case. What happened then??

I'm really looking forward to today's game tbh.

Van Persie and Kaggers.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

I'm really looking forward to today's game tbh.

Van Persie and Kaggers.

Me too, I've a feeling we'll start nervy, concede and then remember we're Man United and go on to smash fulham 4-1

Kaggers through ball for the second

Van persie starts, scores and we win by 2.

If he's on the bench we'll chase that 1-0

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Van persie starts, scores and we win by 2.

If he's on the bench we'll chase that 1-0

You got a new man-crush bunks?

He has to start, surely? He needs the playing time as much as anything else.

Originally Posted by dunk

You got a new man-crush bunks?

He has to start, surely? He needs the playing time as much as anything else.

Not really, it's possible though....

I think he could be a huge signing for us, I need to get the season started in my head...I need goals, I need attacking football....

7 year old nephew still doesnt know hes going.......coming round to ours at 1pm, going to tell him then.......hope hes not frightened by jaffos beard

Originally Posted by no fun

7 year old nephew still doesnt know hes going.......coming round to ours at 1pm, going to tell him then.......hope hes not frightened by jaffos beard

i hope he tells you he's a city fan

Originally Posted by believe

i hope he tells you he's a city fan

£#%&! off chubster, hes a red

Any boys in the toll before hand?