Anthony Martial..

i can just see us failing to buy an elite striker next summer and having to trigger this gobshite's extension in the last week of the transfer window.

Originally Posted by DublinRedDevil

i can just see us failing to buy an elite striker next summer and having to trigger this gobshite's extension in the last week of the transfer window.

Went to OT yeatersay to get my eldest daughter the new white kit. We had to queue to get it printed and the lad in front got Martial 9 on his shirt.
I said to him what the £#%&! are you doing mate Martial is a right lazy wage stealing @#%&!! and theres next to no chance he'llbe here at the end of the transfer window!*

*I didn't technically say it out loud but I muttered it under my breath.

Cool story bro

Originally Posted by Bonkon

Went to OT yeatersay to get my eldest daughter the new white kit. We had to queue to get it printed and the lad in front got Martial 9 on his shirt.
I said to him what the £#%&! are you doing mate Martial is a right lazy wage stealing @#%&!! and theres next to no chance he'llbe here at the end of the transfer window!*

*I didn't technically say it out loud but I muttered it under my breath.

Cool story bro

Originally Posted by believe

You're a right #@&%!

Are they saying that’s longer than normal?…

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1702257906312159253?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Forgot his gloves

https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1702270316934787427

He cracks me up tbh. Probably gets lost in his own house, and just sits there waiting for his mum to find him.

Arrived in too early and couldn't find anything to do so went home.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He cracks me up tbh. Probably gets lost in his own house, and just sits there waiting for his mum to find him.

I’m sure I saw some quotes somewhere about this. I might try and find them…

Originally Posted by armchair

Arrived in too early and couldn't find anything to do so went home.

Oh. You were actually serious.

https://x.com/utdreport/status/1702271206496366738?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Training wasn’t until 12 apparently.

It’s only 3 hours why not stay and have a nice sauna and a swim or something.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Training wasn’t until 12 apparently.

It’s only 3 hours why not stay and have a nice sauna and a swim or something.

Yep. "players started arriving at 11.30am"

Presume lives prestbury way, so home 930ish and would have to leave again c an hour later

This is the perfect embodiment of his quarter arsed commitment - almost admirable at this stage

He might’ve nipped to the TC to pick up a few essentials as he had a couple of hours to kill.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’m sure I saw some quotes somewhere about this. I might try and find them…



Oh. You were actually serious.

https://x.com/utdreport/status/17022...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Training wasn’t until 12 apparently.

It’s only 3 hours why not stay and have a nice sauna and a swim or something.

In fairness to Martial, there is a game on Saturday. Probably not the time to be throwing extra training in. Especially given his injury record. Probably do his hammy getting himself out of the pool.

I hope his car’s an automatic, or that’ll be his Achilles snapped on the second journey in.

This has to be Qatar playing a vengeful joke on United....

https://thehardtackle.com/transfer-n...thony-martial/

The guy is so injury prone, he's going to need a motorized wheelchair on the field pretty soon if he's picked to start.

Given his injury track record why would PSG, or any top/mid level club want Martial?

Originally Posted by westcoastvan

This has to be Qatar playing a vengeful joke on United....

https://thehardtackle.com/transfer-n...thony-martial/

The guy is so injury prone, he's going to need a motorized wheelchair on the field pretty soon if he's picked to start.

Given his injury track record why would PSG, or any top/mid level club want Martial?

Because on his day he's a pretty decent player and he'd be allowed more "days" playing in a tin pot league where the demands are pretty low. Oh and he's French.

Don't PSG always play at night aswell, it's basically when he comes alive !!

Shrewd move the midnight monster ..

Pogba, Lingard, Sancho, Martial.. the 4 pony riders of the descent into lazy mediocrity