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Unread 20-07-2019, 08:10 AM
Clownbones
 
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Originally Posted by Stickman
Loved the guy but not the player tbh when we had him.
Honestly found him wasteful in front of goal
Went through a spell of about 10 without a goal, didn't he?

Still managed 28 in a season where we were largely underwhelming and scored some big goals. 2 against Southampton in the league cup final, last minute v Liverpool. Came to a top league at 34 and bossed it.

Would have loved us to get him a bit younger.

Proper player
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 08:28 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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Originally Posted by silv
Flat track bully absolute donkey
Probably best that you stick to asking dad advice
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 08:47 AM
Cream
 
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The pleb who bounces off him as he goes to celebrate his hat trick
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 09:33 AM
dragflick
 
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The pleb who bounces off him as he goes to celebrate his hat trick
Best bit that
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 09:54 AM
Clownbones
 
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Best bit that
Imagine the damage he'd do to Silv.

Head would go straight down under his stupid turtle neck.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 09:59 AM
Coracao
 
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Really does have a weird knack of getting a decent shot off when other players would struggle to do so. Can't imagine too many finishing that first for example.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:09 AM
Paul Smith
 
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Would still get 20 in the prem, in the right side.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:12 AM
Clownbones
 
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Really does have a weird knack of getting a decent shot off when other players would struggle to do so. Can't imagine too many finishing that first for example.
Takes shots early, but also really high. Leaps well, lots of scissor kicks and generally cool looking shots

That's a brilliant hat trick.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:30 AM
Red Santos
 
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He's a £#%&!ing arrogant walking wardrobe of a lump

Perfect for hoofball tbf
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:35 AM
Clownbones
 
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He's a £#%&!ing arrogant walking wardrobe of a lump

Perfect for hoofball tbf
Would love to see him roundhouse your stupid head clean off your body tbh.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:37 AM
Red Santos
 
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Would love to see him roundhouse your stupid head clean off your body tbh.
Go cry in a dark room you soft fanboy @#%&!
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 10:38 AM
Clownbones
 
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Go cry in a dark room you soft fanboy @#%&!
What am I crying over, mate?
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 11:45 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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“I didn’t work all my career to come to the MLS just to be compared to Carlos Vela. The media made a huge mistake. You don’t compare Ferrari’s with Fiats. Tonight I showed I’m the best player in the league.”

 
Unread 20-07-2019, 12:30 PM
puressence
 
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Imagine being a window cleaner and finding fault in zlatan.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 01:36 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Would love to see him roundhouse your stupid head clean off your body tbh.
[ears] [/ears]
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 05:16 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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Unfinished business at Old trafford.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 05:21 PM
croberts
 
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Imagine being a window cleaner and finding fault in zlatan.


Legend
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 05:33 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Not a bad shout. I'd normally say it's a bad idea for managers to bring in players from his old club but this worked so well. Zlatan's mentality is exactly what this squad needs. A bit like a modern day Keane, he'd dig players out and turn boys into men. Just with a bit less aggro than Keane.

Even a Zlatan in decline was worth having in the changing room.
Him getting injured when he did really put a massive dent in Mourihno's plans, off the pitch as well as on it.
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 05:37 PM
waynes ear's
 
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[ears] [/ears]
 
Unread 20-07-2019, 05:38 PM
silv
 
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I meant Lukaku
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