100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

I find it incredible how citeh fans continue to be complete caricatures of themselves. They've bent over so far for their sheikh overlords it's like they're trying to compensate by being extra manc.


Absolute tossers. What's even more confusing to me is that the three city fans I actually know personally are all sound and think guardiola is a fraud.. where do the rest of these £#%&!wits come from? Aside from hazel grove?

'When I came to City there was a gap in the dressing room as regards passing on the baton, as you say. There was not a lot then — Dunny [Richard Dunne] was maybe the only one.
'It was the staff and people around who would tell you about Shaun Goater and Paul Dickov, what they did for the club.

Originally Posted by djsst

also, is he a vampire?

That looks like a red Emergency Smash Glass fixture in the mirror...

Do you reckon they have blue fire extinguishers?

Originally Posted by djsst

Expect Bruce and Han to come smashing through that any second.

has this been mentioned yet? the tunnel club

https://www.mancity.com/thetunnelclub/

https://twitter.com/102greatgoals/status/899969885442387968

https://twitter.com/andrewconquest/status/899714121087807488

What a horrendous freak show.

Originally Posted by utd99

What a horrendous freak show.

Well it's city fans so to be expected

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Well it's city fans so to be expected

Fans or club. They just have no feel for where the boundaries of classlessness begin do they?

The tunnel club

The footballing equivalent of this...



Only city's players give less of a £#%&! than the sharks

I would love to see one of the players falling down the stairs at the end of this video. ... on the walls "some are born here" "some are drawn here"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh8AZPMkNFk

Originally Posted by gbmufc

I would love to see one of the players falling down the stairs at the end of this video. ... on the walls "some are born here" "some are drawn here"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh8AZPMkNFk

Or Guardiola, split his head wide open and Aguero slip on his flowing blood and crack his open too.

And then DIE.

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/900309163015909377

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...09163015909377

great line

'the @#%&!tery continues to unfurl itself like an eternal lotus blossom'.

For up to a highly competitive £15,000 per season, fans can watch headphoned players ignore them on their way into the dressing room

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/900340061958483970

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...40061958483970

City Group already own them don't they thats why they played a friendly last week.

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

City Group already own them don't they thats why they played a friendly last week.

They owned it in all but name. Hence the plentiful loaning of players.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/s...40061958483970

M..m..m...my Girona.