Fulham v Manchester United - PL 12:30pm 04/11/23 - Official Match Thread

Is that kid alright? Has someone told him he’s just signed for us?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Eriksen and The Scottish Player instead of Mount and Mainoo kinda says Erik might have lost his mind.

And 75 mins and they’re both still on.

Madness not to at least try.

This is so bad and so boring

£#%&! me Eric do something with the midfield as this is pathetic

I feel so much for Hojlund
Absolutely nothing to work with

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

Debbie?

Yeah - think her and Tiffany would be more effective on the wings.

Yeah, only in my dreams.

Varane and Martial staring at the guy crying about an injury

“First time huh?”

Another needless giveaway from Bruno.

Midfield very open with Eriksen unable to cover any ground.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Varane and Martial staring at the guy crying about an injury

“First time huh?”

Well there goes any chance of a goal

Be a good away point for our plucky journeyman down south.

They’ll tuck into their fish and chips Alf Tupper style on the minibus back knowing they’ve grafted hard for this point.

Martial.

£#%&! off Erik

starting to dislike this managers decisions

Martial ffs

starve him if service all game the hook him

Martial on to take the game by the scruff of the neck. Here we go!

Jenas can’t wait to talk, can he?

The second The Scottish Player goes down.

“There’s nothing in that”

You haven’t even seen it, you tit.

Hojlund starting to get frustrated. I don’t £#%&!ing blame him. He’d have 10 goals this season playing for City or Liverpool.

Originally Posted by silv

starting to dislike this managers decisions

Martial ffs

starve him if service all game the hook him

need him against Copenhagen

Jenas is such an annoying #@&%!. No player likes getting subbed you dull @#%&!.

£#%&! me it's hard work watching us.

Used to love watching united at the cottage as well.

Hojlund already sick of it

Originally Posted by redhegemony

need him against Copenhagen

%@#$&!s.

he’d be happier and better with a goal

We desperately need to inject some urgency and energy. There’s only one player we have that is capable of doing that.

Step forward, The Glove