ETH surveillance 22/23

Originally Posted by marlo

Foden also plays on the left but he can deployed as a false 9.

Pellistri is a full international for Uruguay. Not saying he is great but he is entitled to at least get a look in for the RW position especially when the 80m player we got is absolutely shit.

Alot of players that are NOT you lots usual villains will be unhappy with the way things are going and the fact the team is playing like shit means why can’t they get a look in.

While you lot are busy spinning narratives. The bad eggs are now maguire and mctominay ffs because you can’t blame the “urban lads” anymore.



Weghorst followed instructions as well and he was a joke.

no full back has ever had a hard time against Antony.
He plays for Manchester United ffs.
Should be expected to get goals assists and intelligent player no just stay outwide doing nothing.

Cant mention his diabolical output. Cant mention his basic ability, cant mention his price tag, cant mention the fact he cant use his right foot,, cant mention the manager that spent 80m on him.

some of you are like the united version of rawk forumistas.

“He never goes missing” £80m

This is where your problem lies, you’re starting from a point of talking utter %@#$&!s and sticking by it.

Originally Posted by dunk

This is where your problem lies, you’re starting from a point of talking utter %@#$&!s and sticking by it.

Heres an entirely predictable scenario that would be totally in keeping with how terrible the club is being run. The idiot directors will probably end up, sacking the manager sometime around December or just before, will then get some Half Baked caretaker in until the end of the season, before they inevitably give the job to Gareth Southgate after England, finish the Euros.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Heres an entirely predictable scenario that would be totally in keeping with how terrible the club is being run. The idiot directors will probably end up, sacking the manager sometime around December or just before, will then get some Half Baked caretaker in until the end of the season, before they inevitably give the job to Gareth Southgate after England, finish the Euros.

If the team think ETH has favourites, they’ll have a great time when that cretin rocks up a carrington.

If he becomes manager, we might as well fold the club.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Heres an entirely predictable scenario that would be totally in keeping with how terrible the club is being run. The idiot directors will probably end up, sacking the manager sometime around December or just before, will then get some Half Baked caretaker in until the end of the season, before they inevitably give the job to Gareth Southgate after England, finish the Euros.

i feel sorry for you in a way, you live in a world where you worry about southgate becoming utd manager, an absolute impossibility. how miserable and worthless it must be being you.

also what's up with your use of commas all of a sudden? i thought you were at least literate

Originally Posted by larry

i feel sorry for you in a way, you live in a world where you worry about southgate becoming utd manager, an absolute impossibility. how miserable and worthless it must be being you.

also what's up with your use of commas all of a sudden? i thought you were at least literate

Originally Posted by larry

i feel sorry for you in a way, you live in a world where you worry about southgate becoming utd manager, an absolute impossibility. how miserable and worthless it must be being you.

also what's up with your use of commas all of a sudden? i thought you were at least literate

I see Larry. You've obviously made it your little mission to have pathetic digs at me in every other post on here.

Good luck with that.

Originally Posted by larry

i feel sorry for you in a way, you live in a world where you worry about southgate becoming utd manager, an absolute impossibility. how miserable and worthless it must be being you.

also what's up with your use of commas all of a sudden? i thought you were at least literate

Originally Posted by Sparky***

I see Larry. You've obviously made it your little mission to have pathetic digs at me in every other post on here.

Good luck with that.

nothing against you but as i've become more familiar with the forum, i have noticed you can be quite reactionary and have a tendency to jump very easily to playing out the most horrific of scenarios and tbh i don't want it to torment you.

when you're not in that frame of mind, you do make some very good posts, such as those hating the modern football fan which i really relate to and agree with. but five minutes later you're in the match thread fuming at every missed place pass like the world is ending. i know you don't want my advice but try not to be so immediately negative all the time. it's not as bad as you think, although maguire is.

Interesting…Larry going after one of the biggest scalps on the forum…very possibly the biggest.

Wow.

Originally Posted by larry

nothing against you but as i've become more familiar with the forum, i have noticed you can be quite reactionary and have a tendency to jump very easily to playing out the most horrific of scenarios and tbh i don't want it to torment you.

when you're not in that frame of mind, you do make some very good posts, such as those hating the modern football fan which i really relate to and agree with. but five minutes later you're in the match thread fuming at every missed place pass like the world is ending. i know you don't want my advice but try not to be so immediately negative all the time. it's not as bad as you think, although maguire is.

Is that you, mum?

doomlords are essential or else it's some sort of happy clappy shit.

fair £#%&!s to the people complaining about giggs losing the ball all the time and ronaldo taking all the freekicks.

my current favourite trope is 'marlo used to be ok, now he's a big wum' - marlo has always been this way. On football, he's not that wummy at all. He was saying ronaldo was shit for a year while apologists were calling him a wum and going on about 'which marlo has the login' and all that tired shit.

My fear is we may lose ten hagg and end up with tuchel.

I think we've made improvements under ten but the learning curve is not a straight line. It goes up fast then plateaus then dips before rising again. We're in the dip.

tuchel is almost as unlikely as southgate

we should be happy i suppose that there are no realistic candidates to take over from 10h. although the idea he might be sacked this season is still unthinkable to me. and i dont see him walking away either, although he would be justified in doing so, as would ever manager we've had since 2005.

Originally Posted by larry

tuchel is almost as unlikely as southgate

They gave Ole the full-time job. Just because you think something is a bad idea doesn't make it unlikely. We've had mostly bad decisions since Fergie.

Plus with Sparky I reckon it’s partly football anxiety. I suffer a bit too. I was convinced we were going to lose when we were the greatest evoh. It’s a process of expunging all your worst fears in the hope that the reality won’t be as bad. The trouble being that you have to defecate these bad thoughts in peoples £#%&!ing faces.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Plus with Sparky I reckon it’s partly football anxiety. I suffer a bit too. I was convinced we were going to lose when we were the greatest evoh. It’s a process of expunging all your worst fears in the hope that the reality won’t be as bad. The trouble being that you have to defecate these bad thoughts in peoples £#%&!ing faces.

Yeah exactly.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Heres an entirely predictable scenario that would be totally in keeping with how terrible the club is being run. The idiot directors will probably end up, sacking the manager sometime around December or just before, will then get some Half Baked caretaker in until the end of the season, before they inevitably give the job to Gareth Southgate after England, finish the Euros.

If the Glazers stay he’ll be our manager one day, nqat.

Originally Posted by armchair

my current favourite trope is 'marlo used to be ok, now he's a big wum' - marlo has always been this way. On football, he's not that wummy at all. He was saying ronaldo was shit for a year while apologists were calling him a wum and going on about 'which marlo has the login' and all that tired shit.
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Marlo definitely used to be more fun when he was starting those threads with the song lyrics though. That clip of him live at the arsenal game was one of my favourite threads.

I can’t work ETH out.

Done some good

Done some daft

I think the jury should still be out on him. He’s not the biggest problem in our club of problems - Theatre of Problems - but that doesn’t mean he isn’t making mistakes too.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t like the way DDG was booted out.

Snide.

Schnide.

Schnide and a pancake.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Plus with Sparky I reckon it’s partly football anxiety. I suffer a bit too. I was convinced we were going to lose when we were the greatest evoh. It’s a process of expunging all your worst fears in the hope that the reality won’t be as bad. The trouble being that you have to defecate these bad thoughts in peoples £#%&!ing faces.

The biggest problem really has been that recently, however much pre-game doomlording you did to try to alleviate disappointment, United still often manage to go full on “hold my beer”.

I expect us to lose to Liverpool at home, we’re 0-4 behind at half time.

I expect us to lose to City in the cup final, we’re behind after 10 seconds.

The human mind is simply not capable of preempting that much horror with simple doomlordery unfortunately,