Crystal Palace vs Manchester United: Official Matchday Thread - 22/05/2022 @ 4.00pm

58 points ffs

Originally Posted by utd99

Glad Ten Hag got to see this colostomy bag of a team live.

Definitely signed that contract, hasn’t he? …

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

58 points ffs

Our lowest points total in 32 years. An absolute disgrace. As much as ETH has a massive job on his hands, he also can’t do any worse than this. We will unquestionably be better next season.

Originally Posted by utd99

Glad Ten Hag got to see this colostomy bag of a team live.

Yup. He needs to see first hand the shit@#%&!s at the club . These are the shit@#%&!s that ralf said won’t be sold aswell.

Don't know the exact timespan, but this is the first time Palace have beaten us at their place for absolutely ages.

Sort of sums this entire season up tbh.

0 GD

Enjoyed that

Imagine if the actual manager they signed was Steve mclaren and ten hag was there just to watch a game .

“He has United DNA with experience “ etc etc

In better news, Schteeve has obviously had a transplant. No more hair island.

https://twitter.com/utdney/status/1528402678065135618?s=20&t=HF7AKOcsSYFj3ZuTrxKgVA

What a fittingly drab and pointless end to the season that is by far the worst we've seen in decades. What a fitting tribute to this team that even when there was absolutely nothing at stake they couldn't even rouse themselves to score a single solitary goal.

Off you pop then, you absolute failures. Off to Dubai or wherever it is you vacuous, unoriginal, tattoo sleeved, over paid shithouses flock to these days.

3 months without having to watch you all shuffle about the pitch as if playing for Manchester United is some sort of punishment, pouting and looking like a bunch of scolded children, will seem like bliss.

You are so unworthy of the supporters that have turned up to watch you there today and every £#%&!ing week this season. No other team who produces the disgusting "football" that you lot do would get 74k to watch them do it.

Don't rush back. You £#%&!ing £#%&!ers.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

What a fittingly drab and pointless end to the season that is by far the worst we've seen in decades. What a fitting tribute to this team that even when there was absolutely nothing at stake they couldn't even rouse themselves to score a single solitary goal.

Off you pop then, you absolute failures. Off to Dubai or wherever it is you vacuous, unoriginal, tattoo sleeved, over paid shithouses flock to these days.

3 months without having to watch you all shuffle about the pitch as if playing for Manchester United is some sort of punishment, pouting and looking like a bunch of scolded children, will seem like bliss.

You are so unworthy of the supporters that have turned up to watch you there today and every £#%&!ing week this season. No other team who produces the disgusting "football" that you lot do would get 74k to watch them do it.

Don't rush back. You £#%&!ing £#%&!ers.

.. is what ten Hag said when he visited the dressing room after the game.

Originally Posted by Zorg

.. is what ten Hag said when he visited the dressing room after the game.

Should have been Ralf's leaving speech, nqat.

Didn't even watch it. :

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Didn't even watch it. :

You were probably watching Chelsea tbf.

Was driving the whole game. The radio went to the Utd game once in 90 mins

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Didn't even watch it. :

Lucky bastard

Originally Posted by Sapien

I think we'll win comfortably today. No idea why though.

Sage

Originally Posted by Sparky***

What a fittingly drab and pointless end to the season that is by far the worst we've seen in decades. What a fitting tribute to this team that even when there was absolutely nothing at stake they couldn't even rouse themselves to score a single solitary goal.

Off you pop then, you absolute failures. Off to Dubai or wherever it is you vacuous, unoriginal, tattoo sleeved, over paid shithouses flock to these days.

3 months without having to watch you all shuffle about the pitch as if playing for Manchester United is some sort of punishment, pouting and looking like a bunch of scolded children, will seem like bliss.

You are so unworthy of the supporters that have turned up to watch you there today and every £#%&!ing week this season. No other team who produces the disgusting "football" that you lot do would get 74k to watch them do it.

Don't rush back. You £#%&!ing £#%&!ers.

The season in a nutshell

Points wise, we ended up as close to Watford in 19th as we did City in 1st.