Brighton v Manchester United 07/05/2022 Match Thread

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Well, i don't know about you but i'm shocked that, yet again, United have been comprehensively out-played by a team that functions as an actual team.

Imagine my utter amazement as our defence made up of bargain basement squad filler crap and a has-been, injury-prone Frenchman, yet again were walked through.

Dalot, Telles and Lindelof wouldn't get into any defence in the top half of the premier league. They are absolutely tragic the lot of them. Physical wimps who shy away from every single confrontation and show all the positional sense of stevie wonder on a waltzer.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Shots on target
6-5
Shots off target
6-7
Fouls
13-9
Possession
44-56

Result
4-0

How?

because all our shots were hopeful punts from miles away and we allowed them to walk into our penalty box completely unchallenged to score.

Originally Posted by puressence

One of Jose’s him. Ole knew he was shite

Then he picked Wan-Bissaka ffs

They've all made some right dud buys, it's £#%&!ing pointless bickering over whose were shitter

Originally Posted by andyroo

Then he picked Wan-Bissaka ffs

They've all made some right dud buys, it's £#%&!ing pointless bickering over whose were shitter

You’ve not heard of saffersexual

Ps wan didn’t play today

Originally Posted by andyroo

Then he picked Wan-Bissaka ffs

They've all made some right dud buys, it's £#%&!ing pointless bickering over whose were shitter

Personally I don’t think the manager had too much control over who they sign and when they actually get the players. That stems from the top.

happy i wasn't in to watch that.

Originally Posted by andyroo

They've all made some right dud buys, it's £#%&!ing pointless bickering over whose were shitter

What else is there left to do?

It’s sparky I feel sorry for here

There was a time when he was head and shoulders the most negative bastard on here, but this bunch of gutless £#%&!ers has meant he now has some stiff competition

Originally Posted by puressence

You’ve not heard of saffersexual

Ps wan didn’t play today

That's because he's too shit even for that team.

Have any of the players come out and said how bad it was yet and how they need to look in the mirror and pick themselves up?

Originally Posted by Lok

Have any of the players come out and said how bad it was yet and how they need to look in the mirror and pick themselves up?

Bruno. An embarrassment. Not good enough etc. No shit Sherlock

Originally Posted by Lok

Have any of the players come out and said how bad it was yet and how they need to look in the mirror and pick themselves up?

We can only hope.

Originally Posted by Lok

Have any of the players come out and said how bad it was yet and how they need to look in the mirror and pick themselves up?

Ralf's fault apparently.

The guy who got the interim job by proclaiming "I'M NOT an interim GUY!""

Anthony Elanga went off at half time with a 14% pass accuracy.

1 (one) successful pass.


This bloke is worse than anything I've seen from the academy.

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Anthony Elanga went off at half time with a 14% pass accuracy.

1 (one) successful pass.


This bloke is worse than anything I've seen from the academy.

Lingard?

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Anthony Elanga went off at half time with a 14% pass accuracy.

1 (one) successful pass.


This bloke is worse than anything I've seen from the academy.

He's from an academy alright

Police Academy

Not sure there was a player on that pitch I want starting next season. Just stunningly bad.

Someone tell me that Lindelof is being dumped this summer, he surely can't dupe another manager with his non-defending style of defending. There are worse players, McT, Telles, Elanga, Dalot but Lindelof's passive, anonymous, characterless defending is current Utd perfectly encapsulated.

Ten Hag has some job ahead of him but also a great opportunity, he has to rip it up and start again, top 6 would be a big ask. Purge that squad, identify a handful of players to move forward with.

Having said all that Rangnick is worse than Moyes, but at least we can be grateful that he has fully exposed the true standard of the squad.

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Not sure there was a player on that pitch I want starting next season. Just stunningly bad.

Someone tell me that Lindelof is being dumped this summer, he surely can't dupe another manager with his non-defending style of defending. There are worse players, McT, Telles, Elanga, Dalot but Lindelof's passive, anonymous, characterless defending is current Utd perfectly encapsulated.

Ten Hag has some job ahead of him but also a great opportunity, he has to rip it up and start again, top 6 would be a big ask. Purge that squad, identify a handful of players to move forward with.

Having said all that Rangnick is worse than Moyes, but at least we can be grateful that he has fully exposed the true standard of the squad.

The real kicker is that I would get blasted at 5 a side if I played like them . Why was lindelof legs so far open. Why does nobody communicate to cover the open man. How can they be such @#%&! that they get out fought in every 50/50. Not even that, on the 70/30 In which you expect them to win they £#%&! it up.

The third goal he just turned and gave up (I get he wouldn’t have got back) but it’s such a shit attitude to have, not once did he think ok that pass is on il cut the lane off. He just watched the runner in the box. Him and The Scottish Player for that goal.

£#%&! them all . Fold the club

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He's from an academy alright

Police Academy

Originally Posted by Joe Biden

Anthony Elanga went off at half time with a 14% pass accuracy.

1 (one) successful pass.


This bloke is worse than anything I've seen from the academy.

"Why aren't we playing the kidz!12"""