Brighton v Manchester United 07/05/2022 Match Thread

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Words £#%&!ing fail me

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

I don’t think he’s even good enough to be a squad player. The first teamers are a mess. The back ups are a mess. The job is much bigger than what it seems at first glance.

I think he is the modern equivalent of Robbie Savage coming through the academy. A yard dog in the middle of the park as captain of a bottom half team in a few years.

Keep Ronaldo, push the rest off a cliff.

Fell asleep at 1 down, woke up and it was 4. Enjoyed that (the nap)

Didn’t even bother with this

These £#%&!ing cowardly shits didn’t have the Bollox to play like that at OT last week. Absolutely zero respect or regard for the club and supporters that took the trouble to spend their hard earned to travel and watch that utter disgrace and it’s sickening the wealth they accumulate as a reward.

Originally Posted by stax

Words £#%&!ing fail me

Did you go, pal?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I think about this regularly. I genuinely find some of our players more hateful than anyone in the Liverpool squad.

Bit weird that....

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Fell asleep at 1 down, woke up and it was 4. Enjoyed that (the nap)

Hi Lindelöf

Originally Posted by Zorg

Keep Ronaldo, push the rest off a cliff.

Rangnicks handover call, June 2022.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Hi Lindelöf

This team when they go down they fall apart. On paper it is a talented group and there is some quality for Ten Hag to work with but the first thing to sort out is stop the collapses at the first sign of trouble. Ole had a strange run of being able to turn around going behind but all that has gone out of the window with him and now Rangnick. You can't have Ronaldo in the team and have a goal difference of +1 after 37/38 games.

Absolutely embarrassing and another stain on our history.

Well, i don't know about you but i'm shocked that, yet again, United have been comprehensively out-played by a team that functions as an actual team.

Imagine my utter amazement as our defence made up of bargain basement squad filler crap and a has-been, injury-prone Frenchman, yet again were walked through.

Dalot, Telles and Lindelof wouldn't get into any defence in the top half of the premier league. They are absolutely tragic the lot of them. Physical wimps who shy away from every single confrontation and show all the positional sense of stevie wonder on a waltzer.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Bit weird that....

I’m not joking. Fred fills me with revulsion. Lindelof is just… I still question if it was Mourinho’s signing because he’s so weak and Mourinho has always loved his total meatheads in defence. Dalot is horrendous to watch. The Scottish Player is also very quickly becoming the most punchable man on the pitch for me too.

Shots on target
6-5
Shots off target
6-7
Fouls
13-9
Possession
44-56

Result
4-0

How?

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I’m not joking. Fred fills me with revulsion. Lindelof is just… I still question if it was Mourinho’s signing because he’s so weak and Mourinho has always loved his total meatheads in defence. Dalot is horrendous to watch. The Scottish Player is also very quickly becoming the most punchable man on the pitch for me too.

Slab was wanted by Jose and came a year late

Moyes wanted Herrera and he came a year late.

Fred was no way in a million years a player Jose wanted. Same with ole and Dan james

I’m even starting to think , you remember the time they were pushing that “buy British players” bullshit . I’m starting to think that came from the top because they know about the overpriced resale values on British players and thought they could cash in.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Shots on target
6-5
Shots off target
6-7
Fouls
13-9
Possession
44-56

Result
4-0

How?

We completely collapsed after the second.

Dalot is one of the worst fullbacks I’ve ever seen. Our scouts are a £#%&!ing disgrace.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/telegraphducker/...AzZELGFnNmQfpA

tbf one of those matches was 4-1 not 4-0

Originally Posted by Vedder

Dalot is one of the worst fullbacks I’ve ever seen. Our scouts are a £#%&!ing disgrace.

One of Jose’s him. Ole knew he was shite