Elanga must play more often with a football

Originally Posted by Neo

Just got the notification of this via the United app. Flashed up on my phone:

"YOU NEED TO SEE ANTHONY ELANGA'S AMAZING BOX JUMP!"

First reaction was rage. This is the type of shit our social media muppets are churning out whilst City celebrate a League title, and Liverpool prepare for a Champions League final.

You are very correct, and I must admit, I wondered why he is training now rather than resting before pre season.

It's a decent jump though tbf. I cannot even tuck jump

£#%&! him and £#%&! United twitter admin

Oh good. Another player showing posting something that isn’t playing well for us.

Originally Posted by Neo

Just got the notification of this via the United app. Flashed up on my phone:

"YOU NEED TO SEE ANTHONY ELANGA'S AMAZING BOX JUMP!"

First reaction was rage. This is the type of shit our social media muppets are churning out whilst City celebrate a League title, and Liverpool prepare for a Champions League final.

Pfft! Not sure what use city and Liverpool’s trophies are going to be to them if a 4 foot box ever appears on a pitch out of nowhere.

What a load of shite. The world record that’s just a couple of inches higher is actually a standing box jump, not with a massive run-up like that.

His trainer wants £#%&!ing, there’s absolutely no benefit for a professional athlete to be attempting a max jump like that, it’s nothing but ego. But there is plenty of injury risks.

Originally Posted by Ethers

What a load of shite. The world record that’s just a couple of inches higher is actually a standing box jump, not with a massive run-up like that.

His trainer wants £#%&!ing, there’s absolutely no benefit for a professional athlete to be attempting a max jump like that, it’s nothing but ego. But there is plenty of injury risks.

What about reaching to head a ball?

Box jumps are excellent exercises

Originally Posted by silv

What about reaching to head a ball?

Box jumps are excellent exercises

Of course they’re excellent exercises pal, I’m saying there’s little if any benefit for him straining to do the highest one he possibly can, that he couldn’t get from doing a lower one. But he could be more stable doing it, have safer landing mechanics, and remove much of the injury risk.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Of course they’re excellent exercises pal, I’m saying there’s little if any benefit for him straining to do the highest one he possibly can, that he couldn’t get from doing a lower one. But he could be more stable doing it, have safer landing mechanics, and remove much of the injury risk.

Who am I to question you on box technique

https://twitter.com/fifad7/status/1533549894027431939?s=21&t=Ud2Q7hjfVwvwZlb2kndBhg

Originally Posted by dunk

https://twitter.com/fifad7/status/15...VwvwZlb2kndBhg

Nice goal, but it’s not box jump.

Sell him, whilst his stock is at its highest

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Sell him, whilst his stock is at its highest

No chance, he'll be on about 5 grand a week.

Good finish. He’s only just turned 20, seems a good lad and looks like he’s always in the gym, his attitude seems right, he needs a loan next season.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Good finish. He’s only just turned 20, seems a good lad and looks like he’s always in the gym, his attitude seems right, he needs a loan next season.

Given we’ve got about 2 strikers at the whole club, I doubt he’ll be going anywhere.

Played well - good turn of pace, shame about the early chance. Did he have a knock?

No he was just replaced by a far superior player. £#%&!ing horrendous miss.

https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1570703531530924032?s=46&t=1fS5RufrxEcyo29-Sq5qDw

Can’t believe they’re full naming them

Originally Posted by dunk

Can’t believe they’re full naming them

Worse than deadnaming them that.

Now is the time to cash in.