Erik ten Hag

Originally Posted by dunk

Wants them starting 27th June in a fitness boot camp

Good. Fat @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by dunk

Wants them starting 27th June in a fitness boot camp

Several senior players are said to be ‘surprised and disappointment’ at the managers plans to start pre season training early. They are concerned this may affect player morale

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Several senior players are said to be ‘surprised and disappointment’ at the managers plans to start pre season training early. They are concerned this may affect player morale

Stuff player morale, what about fan morale?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Several senior players are said to be ‘surprised and disappointment’ at the managers plans to start pre season training early. They are concerned this may affect player morale

I hope ETH comes armed with a cattle prod.

Originally Posted by Blomq15

I hope ETH comes armed with a cattle prod.

That pneumatic bolt gun more like

fancy the ground tomorrow // scarf shots the lot

What a monumental job he’s got on his hands.

Time to finally start to get our shit together.

Seems to have a pair of danglers to deal with it.

Erik

https://twitter.com/ChrisHammer180/status/1528451692433489924?t=23zat6eooo2xF6AQpsMYEA&s=19

What a #@&%! that reporter is.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

https://twitter.com/ChrisHammer180/s...6AQpsMYEA&s=19

What a #@&%! that reporter is.

Is that the same #@&%! who turned up in Holland spouting similar shite

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

https://twitter.com/ChrisHammer180/s...6AQpsMYEA&s=19

What a #@&%! that reporter is.

Contempt for journalists. Check.

Originally Posted by chooch

Is that the same d***head who turned up in Holland spouting similar shite

Yep. Sky's Gary 'Tit' Cotterill.

Originally Posted by 20LEgend1999

https://twitter.com/ChrisHammer180/s...6AQpsMYEA&s=19

What a #@&%! that reporter is.

What a vile £#%&!ing rat. That is exactly why I hate the press right there. The shameless, pathetic attempts to provoke. It’s so desperate.

And then the switch in emphasis… “I’m being manhandled”….”you’re at man United now”…like THIS WONT DO.

Why would you even want an answer in those conditions? What’s the best that can happen? You squeeze between the security guys armpits and just Manage to ask “looking forward to the new season?” And throws you a scrap.

“Yes”

‘ERIK TEN HAG TALKS EXCLUSIVELY TO SKY SPORTS NEWS’

An absolute £#%&!ing #@&%! that guy.

Look at him, would you leave that thing alone with children? Pity security didn't violently throw him to the ground and pelt the microphone at his face.

If he's got any hard drives I'd suggest they need checking.

Originally Posted by dunk

Wants them starting 27th June in a fitness boot camp

I hope he sticks anyone who moans straight in the reserves, or the transfer list if its early enough. Time they starting earning this ludicrous wedge.

Hope that security guard stands next to him all season.

“Gaffer, some of the players aren’t convinced by your credentials…….. actually , never mind”

Hope McLaren’s new weave is a testing ground for our entire coaching staff.

Originally Posted by utd99

Hope McLaren’s new weave is a testing ground for our entire coaching staff.

I’m looking forward to seeing this 👍

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’m looking forward to seeing this 👍

He’s more fortunate than Wazza in that the island probably served as a foundation for the build out. I knew he was keeping it for a reason. Long term planning.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’m looking forward to seeing this 👍

He was in the stands.

Oh, that’s right, you were probably watching the City game.