What's for Dinner/Lunch 2022

What's it to be boys?

I'm on superhot Quorn-and-two-bean chili, with a light and crunchy salad, all made by my own fair hand.

I'm honestly surprised the Queen hasn't been on to me to sort out her Jubilee grub

Would probs make her nose run tbf

Dinner today, work canteen...

Pie, chips, peas..... (Gravy's viscosity today was poor, avoided)

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Dinner today, work canteen...

Pie, chips, peas..... (Gravy's viscosity today was poor, avoided)

Thats mouthwatering...

Still awaiting your cot BTW. It bugs me at least once a month...

Originally Posted by est.1878

Thats mouthwatering...

Still awaiting your cot BTW. It bugs me at least once a month...

Had forgot, made some Tuesday tbh....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Had forgot, made some Tuesday tbh....

You've got 7 days before I test out the new mobile functionality..

Originally Posted by Drexl

What's it to be boys?

I'm on superhot Quorn-and-two-bean chili, with a light and crunchy salad, all made by my own fair hand.

I'm honestly surprised the Queen hasn't been on to me to sort out her Jubilee grub

Would probs make her nose run tbf

Looks like the free stuff you get with a curry starter... Hope there's leftovers to add...

Originally Posted by est.1878

Looks like the free stuff you get with a curry starter... Hope there's leftovers to add...

You mean the salad?

Purely a (temporary) swap for rice. If I was having wraps, the meal would be eaten like a burrito. But as is: I'm trying to lose a few pounds so I can squeeze into my summer bikini

12oz cheeseburger. Was both immense and absolutely horrendous. Was sweating and breathing heavily whilst forcing it down

I'll shit like a f***ing Clydesdale tonight

Originally Posted by Poop

12oz cheeseburger. Was both immense and absolutely horrendous. Was sweating and breathing heavily whilst forcing it down

I'll shit like a f***ing Clydesdale tonight

What's the middle bit, a rusk?

Would smash.

Originally Posted by Drexl

You mean the salad?

Purely a (temporary) swap for rice. If I was having wraps, the meal would be eaten like a burrito. But as is: I'm trying to lose a few pounds so I can squeeze into my summer bikini

Dunno why. Nothing will come within 20 yards of you, the amount of onion you eat.


Maybe a French man.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Dunno why. Nothing will come within 20 yards of you, the amount of onion you eat.


Maybe a French man.

It's probably a defence mechanism on my part. My missus is Italian and when we first started snogging I could always tell when she had been to her mum's because the garlic nearly melted my eyes.

I've not smelt it on her for about two decades even though she probably now eats more... so you may have a very good point.

I stink don't I?

Originally Posted by Poop

That top burger looks like it is sticking its tongue out

Goading you....

why isn't cheese and egg a respected butty combo?

thirty second microwave egg and thick cheddar. barm. industrial amount of pepper and butter.

Originally Posted by est.1878

why isn't cheese and egg a respected butty combo?

thirty second microwave egg and thick cheddar. barm. industrial amount of pepper and butter.

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Try one right now mate... Teacup, 15 seconds, minor swirl, further 15 seconds.

Originally Posted by est.1878

why isn't cheese and egg a respected butty combo?

thirty second microwave egg and thick cheddar. barm. industrial amount of pepper and butter.

What type of egg are we talking about? Anything other than scrambled then I'm out. And even then, 30 seconds is nowhere near long enough.

Originally Posted by Patty_b

What type of egg are we talking about? .

Just a cracked into a cup one

On the verges of semi liquid state I guess

35 seconds and you risk full detonation. Never do you feel so alive wfh

Lebanese spiced slow cooked lamb & halloumi pita - turns out my great idea of coming to the office for the air-con resulted in just poncing about looking for food instead.

Tough gig.

Originally Posted by Baron

Lebanese spiced slow cooked lamb & halloumi pita - turns out my great idea of coming to the office for the air-con resulted in just poncing about looking for food instead.

Tough gig.

Does look good but I've only ever seen that green stuff from the top pic on a canal in Chorley.

I had a meat knocker from the butchers with HP, followed by a bakewell tart. Was top drawer, 9.5/10.

Spag bol made with Quorn

This is just onions, garlic and spices and I've just added the frozen Quorn. Honestly, it moves and sounds exactly like kibble



This with the toms added, will simmer for 2 hours:



Not quite Henry Hill in Goodfellas. Yes it looks pap, but it's genuinely tasty, contains nothing I'm allergic to, and it's guilt free