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Unread 01-05-2022, 10:00 AM
saffers
 
Default Tyrell Malacia - first ETH signing?

22 year old left back, recently in the Dutch national team, looks energetic



https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...enhag-26841192

 
Unread 01-05-2022, 10:29 AM
The Stella Fella
 
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First signing needs to be a proper stern dietitian. Never seen players pile on weight like they do at our club. And give them signing on targets so they dont put their feet up before they join. Target weight, speed, BMI etc etc

Weigh in every week like fat club. Loose 20k for every lb they put on. Shaw and lukaku would have owed the club millions

Fat lazy bastards.
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 10:54 AM
puressence
 
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Had been brilliant v Ajax hence the link.
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 10:54 AM
Ethers
 
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First signing needs to be a proper stern dietitian. Never seen players pile on weight like they do at our club. And give them signing on targets so they dont put their feet up before they join. Target weight, speed, BMI etc etc

Weigh in every week like fat club. Loose 20k for every lb they put on. Shaw and lukaku would have owed the club millions

Fat lazy bastards.
Get Drexl in to cook meals, theyd soon be dropping the pounds
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 11:05 AM
Drexl
 
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Get Drexl in to cook meals, theyd soon be dropping the pounds
I'd soon whip them into shape, opening all sorts of doors for cabbage sponsors

 
Unread 01-05-2022, 11:06 AM
Vedder
 
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The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 11:36 AM
ryanMUFC
 
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Looks decent but I dont think we can conclude whether hes good enough until weve heard it from our man in the Netherlands..
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 11:54 AM
redhegemony
 
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Get Drexl in to cook meals, theyd soon be dropping the pounds
Scar

 
Unread 01-05-2022, 11:58 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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How did we ever live in a world when people didnt make videos with shit music to players crossing the ball from 8 different angles?
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 01:23 PM
jem
 
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The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks
aside from being able to dribble, pass and shoot.....

is he quick/strong enough or just a little league thumper? don't know.
 
Unread 01-05-2022, 03:49 PM
saffers
 
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aside from being able to dribble, pass and shoot.....

is he quick/strong enough or just a little league thumper? don't know.
Exactly, this kid looks like an actual footballer. Graduate of the dutch school.

Bisakka is just an athlete.

135m on him and Maggers. Historic stuff. And everyone on here sat and approved.
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 07:48 PM
saffers
 
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Eye on him tonight.
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:29 PM
dunk
 
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If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:40 PM
AK14
 
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If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.
Hes been popping up in central midfield, right side and even at centre forward at times

Looks a player nqat.
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:42 PM
dinger
 
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Hes from the Antonio Valencia school of crossing the ball
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:42 PM
dunk
 
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Hes been popping up in central midfield, right side and even at centre forward at times

Looks a player nqat.
Is he the 5? Hes been the main man second half. No idea if he can defend because Roma are shite, but hes ace.
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:43 PM
tatty
 
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The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks
Dissaka
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:50 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Very very raw talent, gets caught out lot, erratic madman..


Get him in.

Sainsbury's telles
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 09:52 PM
dunk
 
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Very very raw talent, gets caught out lot, erratic madman..


Get him in.

Sainsbury's telles
Where Telles is Quality Save?
 
Unread 25-05-2022, 10:02 PM
saffers
 
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If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.
Yeah hes good this kid. Get him.
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