Tyrell Malacia - first ETH signing?

22 year old left back, recently in the Dutch national team, looks energetic



https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...enhag-26841192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ytZ5Sh4CM

First signing needs to be a proper stern dietitian. Never seen players pile on weight like they do at our club. And give them signing on targets so they don’t put their feet up before they join. Target weight, speed, BMI etc etc

Weigh in every week like fat club. Loose £20k for every lb they put on. Shaw and lukaku would have owed the club millions

Fat lazy bastards.

Had been brilliant v Ajax hence the link.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

First signing needs to be a proper stern dietitian. Never seen players pile on weight like they do at our club. And give them signing on targets so they don’t put their feet up before they join. Target weight, speed, BMI etc etc

Weigh in every week like fat club. Loose £20k for every lb they put on. Shaw and lukaku would have owed the club millions

Fat lazy bastards.

Get Drexl in to cook meals, they’d soon be dropping the pounds

Originally Posted by Ethers

Get Drexl in to cook meals, they’d soon be dropping the pounds

I'd soon whip them into shape, opening all sorts of doors for cabbage sponsors

The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks

Looks decent but I don’t think we can conclude whether he’s good enough until we’ve heard it from our man in the Netherlands..

Originally Posted by Ethers

Get Drexl in to cook meals, they’d soon be dropping the pounds

Scar

How did we ever live in a world when people didn’t make videos with shit music to players crossing the ball from 8 different angles?

Originally Posted by Vedder

The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks

aside from being able to dribble, pass and shoot.....

is he quick/strong enough or just a little league thumper? don't know.

Originally Posted by jem

aside from being able to dribble, pass and shoot.....

is he quick/strong enough or just a little league thumper? don't know.

Exactly, this kid looks like an actual footballer. Graduate of the dutch school.

Bisakka is just an athlete.

£135m on him and Maggers. Historic stuff. And everyone on here sat and approved.

Eye on him tonight.

If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.

Originally Posted by dunk

If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.

He’s been popping up in central midfield, right side and even at centre forward at times

Looks a player nqat.

He’s from the Antonio Valencia school of crossing the ball

Originally Posted by AK14

He’s been popping up in central midfield, right side and even at centre forward at times

Looks a player nqat.

Is he the 5? He’s been the main man second half. No idea if he can defend because Roma are shite, but he’s ace.

Originally Posted by Vedder

The Dutch Bissaka apparently. No thanks

Dissaka

Very very raw talent, gets caught out lot, erratic madman..


Get him in.

Sainsbury's telles

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Very very raw talent, gets caught out lot, erratic madman..


Get him in.

Sainsbury's telles

Where Telles is Quality Save?

Originally Posted by dunk

If this lad is the number 5, get him signed imo.

Yeah hes good this kid. Get him.