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Unread 20-06-2007, 09:01 AM
koppas
 
Talking Bloke at work is next to me eating his "free" fry up - 5 sausages and 5 fried eggs!

I kid you not.

If you cycle to work this week, you get a free breakfast. "I am making the most of it" is his reasoning.

PS - he is one of those bodybuilding types.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:02 AM
forzagarza
 
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I kid you not.

If you cycle to work this week, you get a free breakfast. "I am making the most of it" is his reasoning.

PS - he is one of those bodybuilding types.
It makes more sense than putting it up his bottom.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:03 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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I'm sorry I don't quite follow, is there something wierd about being hungry?
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:04 AM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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Madness, I cycle to work and I have 2 rounds of toast and a coffee.

I think you need to remonstrate with this bloke on 2 fronts:

1, Cycling to work only burns a couple of hundred calories were as that breakfast will have a couple of thousand

2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:07 AM
koppas
 
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I'm sorry I don't quite follow, is there something wierd about being hungry?
Bit excessive, don't you think.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:08 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon
Actually yeah that's right.

The ratio goes bacon:sausages - 3:2, maybe 3:1 if the sausages are crap.
Three bacons minimum, you can't make a bacon sandwich with less than two bacon.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:09 AM
elephantstone
 
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sometimes i have a steak and scrambled eggs for brekkie
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:09 AM
koppas
 
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And to top it off, he eats like a f***ing pig.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:11 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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sometimes i have a steak and scrambled eggs for brekkie
Steak for breakfast! No excuse for that. Sometimes I doubt if any of you went to finishing school.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:12 AM
koppas
 
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Cup of tea and marmite on toast is all any man needs.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:13 AM
f_h
 
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mars bar and a can of red bull
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:15 AM
neworder
 
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mars bar and a can of red bull
that my friend, is a genius breakfast that I used to have everyday when my band were doing 12 hour practice sessions

cant beat it can you?
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:15 AM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Marmite, yer having a laugh.

Toast and two coffees. Breakfast rolls are too dehydrating lately I find.

Cereal is for wierdos.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:17 AM
dakpul
 
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this morning i had 2 chocolate poptarts and a glass of tropicana.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:17 AM
forzagarza
 
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And to top it off, he eats like a f***ing pig.
So he's a cannibal as well?
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:18 AM
punk_football
 
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Im hungry now
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:18 AM
forzagarza
 
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Bit excessive, don't you think.
Not if he's a body builder no.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:22 AM
f_h
 
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that my friend, is a genius breakfast that I used to have everyday when my band were doing 12 hour practice sessions

cant beat it can you?
it is only beaten when you have a fag aswell
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:27 AM
koppas
 
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Not if he's a body builder no.
I think he is a closet gayer too. Keeps rubbing my inner leg. Not sure though.
 
Unread 20-06-2007, 09:27 AM
Cantona's collar
 
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2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop
Actually yeah that's right.

The ratio goes bacon:sausages - 3:2, maybe 3:1 if the sausages are crap.
Three bacons minimum, you can't make a bacon sandwich with less than two bacon.
It all depends on where you are having your breakfast, i would not entertain the fat riddled strips of rubber that passes as bacon at my works canteen whereas at home i would have 3 bacon at the very minimum.
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