Bloke at work is next to me eating his "free" fry up - 5 sausages and 5 fried eggs!

I kid you not.

If you cycle to work this week, you get a free breakfast. "I am making the most of it" is his reasoning.

PS - he is one of those bodybuilding types.

Originally Posted by koppas

I kid you not.

If you cycle to work this week, you get a free breakfast. "I am making the most of it" is his reasoning.

PS - he is one of those bodybuilding types.

It makes more sense than putting it up his bottom.

I'm sorry I don't quite follow, is there something wierd about being hungry?

Madness, I cycle to work and I have 2 rounds of toast and a coffee.

I think you need to remonstrate with this bloke on 2 fronts:

1, Cycling to work only burns a couple of hundred calories were as that breakfast will have a couple of thousand

2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I'm sorry I don't quite follow, is there something wierd about being hungry?

Bit excessive, don't you think.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon

Actually yeah that's right.

The ratio goes bacon:sausages - 3:2, maybe 3:1 if the sausages are crap.
Three bacons minimum, you can't make a bacon sandwich with less than two bacon.

sometimes i have a steak and scrambled eggs for brekkie

And to top it off, he eats like a f***ing pig.

Originally Posted by elephantstone

sometimes i have a steak and scrambled eggs for brekkie

Steak for breakfast! No excuse for that. Sometimes I doubt if any of you went to finishing school.

Cup of tea and marmite on toast is all any man needs.

mars bar and a can of red bull

Originally Posted by f_h

mars bar and a can of red bull

that my friend, is a genius breakfast that I used to have everyday when my band were doing 12 hour practice sessions

cant beat it can you?

Marmite, yer having a laugh.

Toast and two coffees. Breakfast rolls are too dehydrating lately I find.

Cereal is for wierdos.

this morning i had 2 chocolate poptarts and a glass of tropicana.

Originally Posted by koppas

And to top it off, he eats like a f***ing pig.

So he's a cannibal as well?

Im hungry now

Originally Posted by koppas

Bit excessive, don't you think.

Not if he's a body builder no.

Originally Posted by neworderdude

that my friend, is a genius breakfast that I used to have everyday when my band were doing 12 hour practice sessions

cant beat it can you?

it is only beaten when you have a fag aswell

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Not if he's a body builder no.

I think he is a closet gayer too. Keeps rubbing my inner leg. Not sure though.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

2, Only a homosexual would have 5 sausages but no bacon

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Actually yeah that's right.

The ratio goes bacon:sausages - 3:2, maybe 3:1 if the sausages are crap.
Three bacons minimum, you can't make a bacon sandwich with less than two bacon.

It all depends on where you are having your breakfast, i would not entertain the fat riddled strips of rubber that passes as bacon at my works canteen whereas at home i would have 3 bacon at the very minimum.