Whats for Tea: CORONA LOCKDOWN SPECIAL

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

you can't beat steak and eggs (?)

Someone should tell Scar before he kicks the shit out of another meal

I use butter. Butter is good for you.

My food looks fine in real life but it never translates to film.

Measly i forgot, i shall try tomorrow. Im thinking about taking it outside on the garden bench.

Scar do you ever have guests around?

Originally Posted by Buck

Scar do you ever have guests around?

Yes but never cook for anybody. I used to cook for my ex but different food as she was a fussy c*** who ate like a 10 year old.

The food is fine, i think my issue is placement. I need to place it better on the plate.

Also the amount makes it look less presentable. Had that just been 2 f***ing fried eggs, you'd all be swooning but because 7 eggs looks a bit unsightly, you're all going mad.

Photo in natural light scar, it'll help...

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Yes but never cook for anybody. I used to cook for my ex but different food as she was a fussy c*** who ate like a 10 year old.

The food is fine, i think my issue is placement. I need to place it better on the plate.

Also the amount makes it look less presentable. Had that just been 2 f***ing fried eggs, you'd all be swooning but because 7 eggs looks a bit unsightly, you're all going mad.

7 eggs?!

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

7 eggs?!

Yes i made 8 and gave teddy one with his dog food.

Natural light tomorrow, no flash.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

I use butter. Butter is good for you.

My food looks fine in real life but it never translates to film.

Measly i forgot, i shall try tomorrow. Im thinking about taking it outside on the garden bench.

Yep natural light from one side. If you go outside and it's really sunny try shade. Near a kitchen window with light streaming in is ideal. Look forward to it. Been a hole for the last few days....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Photo in natural light scar, it'll help...

A total eclipse would probably be best.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Back with a bang.

That was the cooking method, presumably?

Testing the natural light theory...

Lovely candle tbf.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Testing the natural light theory...

Just f*** off with that

Originally Posted by silv

Just f*** off with that

Lighting is well better though.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Testing the natural light theory...

How many eggs in it?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

How many eggs in it?

None but 2 twists of potassium, 1/4 tea spoon of beef collagen powder and 1 spoon of canderel sugarly.

You cant taste any of that stuff, so dont think its a bad cup of tea.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

None but 2 twists of potassium, 1/4 tea spoon of beef collagen powder and 1 spoon of canderel sugarly.

You cant taste any of that stuff, so dont think its a bad cup of tea.

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, it does.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

None but 2 twists of potassium, 1/4 tea spoon of beef collagen powder and 1 spoon of canderel sugarly.

You cant taste any of that stuff, so dont think its a bad cup of tea.

I thought this was the biggest affront to tea I'd seen this year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRz5A816hpc

But no. You've topped it. *golf clap*

Originally Posted by Baron

I thought this was the biggest affront to tea I'd seen this year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRz5A816hpc

But no. You've topped it. *golf clap*

Fake for viral.

Scar wins

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Fake for viral.

Scar wins

Given Scar's history as a nuclear wum I'm never sure if he's constantly pulling that thread as well.