What are you unreasonably intolerant about?

Lego and specifically adult nonces that fawn over it slightly over smug kids that build it.

It’s crap, dead easy and costs a fortune. Little Sebastian will do fine without it.

Lifeguards

Originally Posted by est.1878

Lifeguards

The lady pool ones provide a valuable service especially during swimming lessons. Doing laps around keeping my eyes sharp; always top drawer

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

When he retires, He’ll be one of those pundits you see pop up on every channel. Another know-nothing gobby p**** who thinks he’s much smarter than he is, telling players far more successful than he ever was, what they should be doing.

Then he’ll present the one show or some sort of animal hospital programme.

Driving across Europe in a Tuk-Tuk with Ben Foster and Bill Oddie

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

When he retires, He’ll be one of those pundits you see pop up on every channel. Another know-nothing gobby p**** who thinks he’s much smarter than he is, telling players far more successful than he ever was, what they should be doing.

Then he’ll present the one show or some sort of animal hospital programme.

sounds like he posts on here, based on that description.

Originally Posted by elhombre

sounds like he posts on here, based on that
description.

😁

Originally Posted by elhombre

sounds like he posts on here, based on that description.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Lifeguards

Ay up, len fairclough's in

Originally Posted by Neo

Ben Foster.

Never liked him since he left United after complaining we had unfair expectations of winning every game. Seem to remember him saying he was happy when Keane left in 2005 as well, as he was scared of him.

Anyway, I see the busy c*** all over social media now. Podcasts; a YouTube cycling channel with over 1m subscribers; videos with those Sidemen ***s. Seems to have remodelled himself into some 'bants' football personality. Vexes me.

With you on that annoying tit.

When he won the league cup with Birmingham he said it was so much better than when he won it with United because they made a big deal out of it and had a civic reception/bus parade (obviously the fact they were subsequently relegated is by the by). Meanwhile at United they were expected back in training the next day to focus on the Champions League knockouts and title race run-in which he presumably found to be unreasonable.

Can’t imagine why he never lasted at Old Trafford tbh.

scraping your shin doing deadlifts.

Strange how you never feel it at the time...

Originally Posted by Drexl

scraping your shin doing deadlifts.

Strange how you never feel it at the time...

I have to do them in socks

Back on the running today. Last time I went (4 weeks to the day), went flying and smashed my knee. Should probably have had stitches looking back, as it has only just healed.*

* just noticed this isn't the fitness thread

Originally Posted by Coracao

went flying and smashed my knee. Should probably have had stitches looking back

OOoOooo that made me feel all quincy (for want of a better word)

Videos on social media of “loveable rogues” and “bad lad builders”, who are about 20-odd, with sleeve tattoos etc who look all mean and moody and then all of a sudden break out to a mime and dance routine to some shite pop song, surrounded by scaffolding and bags of cement

The idea being the juxtaposition of rough diamonds diamonds actually being all soft and creative

Women from Wakefield going mental over it

Bin

Get in

The Mrs having a shower, going straight to gym, then another shower

Only being one bank left at chorlton four banks cross roads

c***s who applaud the pilot when the plane lands

Do you applaud the bus driver when he pulls into piccadilly plaza?

No you don’t

f*** off

Originally Posted by no fun

c***s who applaud the pilot when the plane lands

Do you applaud the bus driver when he pulls into piccadilly plaza?

No you don’t

f*** off

It's all done on autopilot afaik

Originally Posted by no fun

c***s who applaud the pilot when the plane lands

Do you applaud the bus driver when he pulls into piccadilly plaza?

No you don’t

f*** off

Some of the Ryanair flights I've been on, you'd deffo applaud.

I wouldn't call them landings, more like barely controlled crashes on wheels.

Originally Posted by est.1878

It's all done on autopilot afaik

Take off and landing isn't I don't think. c***s who applaud should never be allowed on a plane again though. File alongside people who wait to get to the front of the security queue then start taking off their belt, emptying their pockets etc and folk who jump up out of their seat as soon as the plane gets to the terminal.

Originally Posted by Drexl

My mum buying me socks for Easter with a big JCB logo on them

You should dig her out for that.

Originally Posted by est.1878

It's all done on autopilot afaik

The functionality is available in many modern aircraft and airports for autoland but it isn’t routinely used. Cruise phase is hands-off however.

Originally Posted by tatty

The functionality is available in many modern aircraft and airports for autoland but it isn’t routinely used. Cruise phase is hands-off however.