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Unread 26-10-2021, 04:25 PM
tatty
 
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Id be presenting the evidence to him. See if he could Wrigleys way out of that.
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 06:35 PM
red in cumbria
 
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great shout, especially when they say i'm not from birmingham, i'm from the black country
Tbf the BC accent *is* different from the Brum one (and actually worse, if anything)
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 06:36 PM
Drexl
 
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Tbf the BC accent *is* different from the Brum one (and actually worse, if anything)
Then we see eye to eye my brother the scrumpy wamkers
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 07:50 PM
Mr Kaboom
 
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Pumpkin picking . When did that become a thing over here ? Fields and fields of the things with c***s pushing wheelbarrows around with the mankiest looking specimens in there.

Just go and buy one from Aldi for 99p.
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 08:00 PM
est.1878
 
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with c***s pushing wheelbarrows around with the mankiest looking specimens in there.

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And they always have ugg boots on etc

It's for insta mum likes..

Been once, hideous event
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 08:33 PM
silv
 
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Pumpkin picking . When did that become a thing over here ? Fields and fields of the things with c***s pushing wheelbarrows around with the mankiest looking specimens in there.

Just go and buy one from Aldi for 99p.
Not even joking, weve currently got 13 pumpkins on the kitchen table.
A variety of sizes, shapes, colours and breeds. There are 3 of us

Ive got a turks turban, a crown Prince, a 13 inch giant, two white ones a squash and several others. Apparently were doing an autumnal display.

The one plus side was there was a decent beer garden at the farm and I got nicely sloshed. Also Ive just carved a giant Chase on my one and it looks incredible if I sat so myself.
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 08:48 PM
Drexl
 
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Not even joking, weve currently got 13 pumpkins on the kitchen table.
A variety of sizes, shapes, colours and breeds. There are 3 of us

Ive got a turks turban, a crown Prince, a 13 inch giant, two white ones a squash and several others. Apparently were doing an autumnal display.

The one plus side was there was a decent beer garden at the farm and I got nicely sloshed. Also Ive just carved a giant Chase on my one and it looks incredible if I sat so myself.
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 10:11 PM
tatty
 
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Attention seeking on Faceache.

'I'm furious'

'Ooooh, you ok hun?'
 
Unread 26-10-2021, 10:16 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Pumpkin picking . When did that become a thing over here ? Fields and fields of the things with c***s pushing wheelbarrows around with the mankiest looking specimens in there.

Just go and buy one from Aldi for 99p.
Yet more Americanisation, innit.
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 02:49 AM
Dueling Banjos
 
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Still better than scouse.
So says the plastic scouser.
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 06:51 AM
Drexl
 
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a foreign object (a screwed up bit of paper towel ) inside my ventolin
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 08:27 AM
believe
 
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Not even joking, weve currently got 13 pumpkins on the kitchen table.
A variety of sizes, shapes, colours and breeds. There are 3 of us

Ive got a turks turban, a crown Prince, a 13 inch giant, two white ones a squash and several others. Apparently were doing an autumnal display.

The one plus side was there was a decent beer garden at the farm and I got nicely sloshed. Also Ive just carved a giant Chase on my one and it looks incredible if I sat so myself.
I got home yesterday and noticed two pumpkins, not much bigger than apples in front of the tv (ill put a picture up when i'm home just to show you how pathetic they look) Part of an autumnal display too which I'd never heard of until yesterday.

The time between leaving a beach and getting home to shower. Sand and salt everywhere despite using the shower at he beach. Mixture of a bit of sunburn, suncream residue and salt/sand makes me feel like a walking piece of sandpaper.
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 09:17 AM
92ToBury
 
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Still better than scouse.
Definitely. Brummies just sound thick, not dangerous.
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 11:56 AM
guerreiro
 
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announcement on the company Teams channel that the office reopening next week and all the utter plebs doing celebratory replies.

Also, only applies to the double vaxed. Thought double vaxers would have more freedoms not less.
 
Unread 27-10-2021, 01:47 PM
Fat Al
 
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"Hey Siri - set a timer for 90 minutes."

"1 hours & 30 minutes, counting down."
 
Unread 28-10-2021, 01:10 PM
windy waffles
 
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Not even joking, weve currently got 13 pumpkins on the kitchen table.
A variety of sizes, shapes, colours and breeds. There are 3 of us

Ive got a turks turban, a crown Prince, a 13 inch giant, two white ones a squash and several others. Apparently were doing an autumnal display.

The one plus side was there was a decent beer garden at the farm and I got nicely sloshed. Also Ive just carved a giant Chase on my one and it looks incredible if I sat so myself.
You wish.
 
Unread 28-10-2021, 01:13 PM
Zorg
 
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People replying to all. By Jesus Christ and the Saints.
And then the wave of people replying to all asking people to stop replying to all.
 
Unread 28-10-2021, 01:15 PM
windy waffles
 
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Being added to a Teams group chat, with a chat title, with a load of people and the person who created it then says nothing and it stays dormant. As if they are reserving my time for when it suits them...

f*** off.
 
Unread 28-10-2021, 01:16 PM
tatty
 
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People replying to all. By Jesus Christ and the Saints.
And then the wave of people replying to all asking people to stop replying to all.
I do that deliberately.
 
Unread 28-10-2021, 04:32 PM
Zorg
 
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I do that deliberately.
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