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Unread 23-04-2021, 04:45 PM
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You're not being unreasonable.

I'm sure she's a nice person irl but she gets right on my ***s, the giggling, 'tunes from the near future', b*****d.
I think I might have mentioned it before. it's ok to have the odd sentence of breathless and dreamy caramel bunny, but you can't live your life like that.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 04:49 PM
suedeshoes
 
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I think I might have mentioned it before. it's ok to have the odd sentence of breathless and dreamy caramel bunny, but you can't live your life like that.
If you offered her a cup of tea she'd say "wow!!" 3 times and describe it as the most "utterly unbelievable and incredible!!" cup of tea she's ever had.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 04:52 PM
92ToBury
 
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If you offered her a cup of tea she'd say "wow!!" 3 times and describe it as the most "utterly unbelievable and incredible!!" cup of tea she's ever had.
Sounds like the Jeff Stelling of the radio world.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 05:15 PM
razzle
 
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If you offered her a cup of tea she'd say "wow!!" 3 times and describe it as the most "utterly unbelievable and incredible!!" cup of tea she's ever had.
Not often I agree with jem* but utterly yes

I have an actually unreasonable one though. When you are waiting to join traffic from a side street, no f***er letting you out, then finally you spot a gap looming that will accommodate you, and the very last car before the gap slows and flashes you out...

Check your mirror ffs, now I have to be grateful unnecessarily you bastard




*never
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 05:21 PM
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Small people in massive cars. Particularly women, who can barely see out of the f***ing things and as a result are utterly terrified of turning the steering wheel and end up blocking roads/making things as awkward as possible for every other person on the road as their ridiculously sized car prevents anybody manoeuvring around it. d***s.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 05:24 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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disclaimer: i hate middle lane hoggers BUT

when the first lane of the motorway becomes a filter lane for a turn off: you move into lane 2 as you don't want to turn off, but some p**** flashes you to move left
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 05:26 PM
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This is a hot hot take, RED HOT....I'd slightly agree, not a great pub inside, the jukebox is great though and if you commandeered the pool room your top of the pub, other rooms are dire.....
Oh look a picture of Eric.staff sound, beer average AF,
pre pandemic outside benches are the one, some great Sun, I adore tiles, obvious stop on the way to Brits,
Always been a decent pint when i've been in there, last time was TT landlord iirc. Britons protection is a good pub but last time I went in the price of a pint was a bit
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 06:27 PM
est.1878
 
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Always been a decent pint when i've been in there, last time was TT landlord iirc. Britons protection is a good pub but last time I went in the price of a pint was a bit


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Unread 23-04-2021, 06:52 PM
red in cumbria
 
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mary anne hobbs's pathetic voice.
She's from Garstang, you know.

(and 57 next month, incredibly)
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:03 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Never went....too young

Think it became placemates?
Iím sure it did.

Big boozer across the way? Nip and tipple?
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:06 PM
armchair
 
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the irish
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:35 PM
Pancho77
 
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She's from Garstang, you know.

(and 57 next month, incredibly)
Never knew that I grew up in Garstang
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:37 PM
andyroo
 
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the irish
What have we, er they done this time?
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:38 PM
NedKelly
 
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Zane Lowe
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:41 PM
armchair
 
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What have we, er they done this time?
Are you actually Irish? That'd be another thing I'm not hugely tolerant of...people saying they are Irish when they aren't. I don't care but when people make it a big deal I'll challenge it.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:41 PM
andyroo
 
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Are you actually Irish? That'd be another thing I'm not hugely tolerant of...people saying they are Irish when they aren't. I don't care but when people make it a big deal I'll challenge it.
No but I've lived here twenty years. Never claimed to be Irish, wouldn't presume.
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 08:43 PM
armchair
 
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foreign p****s pretending to be Irish. lol
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 09:11 PM
suedeshoes
 
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She's from Garstang, you know.

(and 57 next month, incredibly)
Thank you.

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Never knew that I grew up in Garstang
Where did you think you grew up?
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 10:14 PM
92ToBury
 
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Where did you think you grew up?
 
Unread 23-04-2021, 10:20 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Thank you
Dunno what for exactly, but ta anyway
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