What are you unreasonably intolerant about?

Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the world’s most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1334572839177895936?s=20

95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left

Originally Posted by Knockers

Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the world’s most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/stat...177895936?s=20

Didn’t expect Sparky’s voice to sound like that tbh

Originally Posted by est.1878

95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left

every time I seem to check it’ll say about 15 mins. I go back 15 mins later and it’s in full swing with 20 mins left

Originally Posted by est.1878

95pc certain my washing machine just lied to me about how many minutes left

"lynn, idea for a new poll: 'are washing machines c***s?'"

Originally Posted by NedKelly

every time I seem to check it’ll say about 15 mins. I go back 15 mins later and it’s in full swing with 20 mins left

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"lynn, idea for a new poll: 'are washing machines c***s?'"

Glad our new machine overlords aren't just targeting me.

Enthusiastic adults on a Sunday. Actually, let's just go with being enthusiastic - any time, any place

The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener

Originally Posted by triple sod

The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener

At least the 'stay safe 'keep safe' etc etc seem to have stopped

Originally Posted by Knockers

Watch this with sound. Going to the cinema is the world’s most overrated thing to start with but just imagine all this. f*** me. The wrong side won the Cold War.

https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/stat...177895936?s=20

f***ing hell. I’ve been to quieter gigs.

Originally Posted by triple sod

The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener

It’s a memo regarding misuse of the copier. Not a presidential address, Colin.

Originally Posted by triple sod

The 'hope you are keeping well in these strange times' email opener

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

At least the 'stay safe 'keep safe' etc etc seem to have stopped

I do both of these

Might get my evil washing machine to start doing my emails.

'The meeting is at 4...


....


...So see you at the meeting at 3.'

LinkedIn. Middle East professional advisors.

I want a person looking super professional.

This doughball has a picture of him and his asian babe missus in a tourist style photo.

GTFO.

Originally Posted by My Name is Heath

LinkedIn. Middle East professional advisors.

I want a person looking super professional.

This doughball has a picture of him and his asian babe missus in a tourist style photo.

GTFO.

Cheers for the heads up.

Facebook Raffle Groups.

Been seeing this girl, and tonight she invited me to join one. Had a quick gander, and it’s just annoyed me so much. Full of the worst people going. Could be a deal breaker I think.

people announcing their charitable acts/donations on social media.

Having a full freezer (so can't find stuff easy)

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

people announcing their charitable acts/donations on social media.

"i'm not doing Christmas cards this year, instead I'm giving to charity"

Hero (slow golf clap)

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Exactly

unreasonable
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adjective
not guided by or based on good sense.
"she knew she was being unreasonable, but she resented his domesticity"

Whip-rounds at work for birthdays/leaving the company.

People at work bringing in children or pets to show them off.

Originally Posted by woody78

Whip-rounds at work for birthdays/leaving the company.

People at work bringing in children or pets to show them off.

Yep. Even just signing a card where no money is involved. A while ago a guy had a birthday, got married and then had a car crash within 2 weeks. Wanted to kill him