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Unread 27-08-2020, 06:18 PM
elhombre
 
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Lo fi female sung versions of well known songs. Just heard a woman singing Wonderwall on an advert. Sure I heard Love Will Tear Us Apart in a similar style on some beeb drama recently. And another which escapes me.
This x1000000
 
Unread 27-08-2020, 11:14 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Lo fi female sung versions of well known songs. Just heard a woman singing Wonderwall on an advert. Sure I heard Love Will Tear Us Apart in a similar style on some beeb drama recently. And another which escapes me.
Dancing in the moonlight? Shit song made even worse.
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 07:51 AM
Hyman_Roth
 
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Black and white photos with colour added to small specific elements to make that element stand out.

All the players in black and white apart from George Best’s shirt which is red.

f*** off.
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 07:53 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Black and white photos with colour added to small specific elements to make that element stand out.

All the players in black and white apart from George Best’s shirt which is red.

f*** off.

. Have a canvas at home with my daughter on my shoulders walking through town, everything is BnW apart from her pink coat.


Bin ?
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 08:04 AM
Hyman_Roth
 
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. Have a canvas at home with my daughter on my shoulders walking through town, everything is BnW apart from her pink coat.


Bin ?
Fraid so pal.

Was alright for a while tbf but the concept feels very baked Camembert now.
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 08:29 AM
waynes ear's
 
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. Have a canvas at home with my daughter on my shoulders walking through town, everything is BnW apart from her pink coat.


Bin ?


down your neck of the woods tomorrow, will gladly nip round and bin it for you
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 08:45 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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down your neck of the woods tomorrow, will gladly nip round and bin it for you
I'll gladly smash your glass jaw all over winter hill.

Your move.
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 08:53 AM
windy waffles
 
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Lo fi female sung versions of well known songs. Just heard a woman singing Wonderwall on an advert. Sure I heard Love Will Tear Us Apart in a similar style on some beeb drama recently. And another which escapes me.
Yup - added this one weeks ago.

Lets siiiiiiiiing reeeeeeeeeeaaalllllyyyy slowly to sound edgy.

f*** off.

That Love Will Tear Us Apart one was quite good, though.
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 08:54 AM
waynes ear's
 
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I'll gladly smash your glass jaw all over winter hill.

Your move.
bell you in the morning
 
Unread 28-08-2020, 02:58 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Yup - added this one weeks ago.

Lets siiiiiiiiing reeeeeeeeeeaaalllllyyyy slowly to sound edgy.

f*** off.

That Love Will Tear Us Apart one was quite good, though.
And all Nouvelle Vague covers as well obv.
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 01:34 PM
windy waffles
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 01:45 PM
Neo
 
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What is the catch with these calls/emails?

My missus had an email the other day about a data engineering job from some recruiter (which she ignored).

Do they expect you to pay them to find you a job?
Their client (eg. corporate company or public sector institution) will pay them a fee for sourcing and placing a candidate into their vacancy.
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 06:43 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
As they say, check User CP
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 07:00 PM
NedKelly
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
You don’t like dogs?

 
Unread 29-08-2020, 10:27 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
i feel the same way when they bring their kids over.

i like my own, but my in laws' are f***ing spoilt brats
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 10:30 PM
Sparky***
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
Always knew you were a f***ing wrong un.
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 10:40 PM
Buck
 
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Family members coming over and insisting on bringing their f***ing dogs.

Jusr because you like dogs it doesn't mean I do.

f*** off.
have the courtesy to get out of the house then
 
Unread 29-08-2020, 10:50 PM
jem
 
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probs done, but... news readers reading tweets.
 
Unread 30-08-2020, 07:23 AM
no fun
 
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tweets.
Amended
 
Unread 30-08-2020, 08:36 AM
Cream
 
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. Have a canvas at home with my daughter on my shoulders walking through town, everything is BnW apart from her pink coat.


Bin ?
Very ‘go home, jews’.

Garden Trampolines.

The house at the back of mine has one, and their brats have been boinging up into my sight line all summer long. One of them has taken to gripping the safety net for some ‘hang time’.

Not sure how I would relate my complaint to the environmental health, so am buying some giant conifers instead. Say goodbye to the f***ing sun, kids!
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