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Unread 10-07-2017, 01:38 AM
rogieop
 
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A nice whiskey and coke with stacks of ice after a long week of work.
 
Unread 11-07-2017, 06:27 PM
est.1878
 
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When in crawling motorway traffic and you notice a car doing lane shifts only for you to pass it later on whilst staying in lane. Pure smug joy
 
Unread 11-07-2017, 06:49 PM
wufta
 
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Originally Posted by est.1878
When in crawling motorway traffic and you notice a car doing lane shifts only for you to pass it later on whilst staying in lane. Pure smug joy
I'd go one step further. When some c*** is tailgating you with flashing headlights, you let them past, and 5 minutes later you see them smashed to bits in the central reservation.
 
Unread 11-07-2017, 09:54 PM
Neo
 
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A nice whiskey and coke with stacks of ice after a long week of work.
Why would you ruin good whisky with Coca Cola, ffs?!
 
Unread 11-07-2017, 10:04 PM
wufta
 
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Why would you ruin good whisky with Coca Cola, ffs?!
Well said.

Also the other way around.
 
Unread 11-07-2017, 11:05 PM
Spock
 
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Originally Posted by wufta
Well said.

Also the other way around.
nowt wrong with a standard blended with coke. Single malt on the other hand....no way
 
Unread 12-07-2017, 09:51 AM
Fish
 
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Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
Singing pop songs on the toilet with the words changed to Amuse yourself

E.g. Tom jones " plops new pussy cat woooah oah oh oh"

Phil Collins " one more shite baby just one more shite "



Man after me own heart.


My favourite at the moment is, Said ive shit me sen, ive shit me sen who hoo. To Phil Collins I missed again
 
Unread 12-07-2017, 10:23 AM
Jethro
 
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A one wipe poo
 
Unread 12-07-2017, 10:42 AM
wufta
 
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A one wipe poo
Depends if it's yours or you work at a care home I guess.

Please provide context.
 
Unread 14-07-2017, 11:15 AM
Spock
 
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opening a vacuum packed brick of coffee...
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