Manchester United v Everton - 09/03/24 12:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Yesterday's game was a Labour....
.

We'd put the game to bed within 30 mins

#BreakTheNarrative.

Not been a great season for you.

Nothing like a routine win at home to make people's heads fall off

Jesus Christ

https://x.com/tenhagera/status/1766821321214665098?s=46&t=l_IDjZwQTig51Y-d5izVYA

not every shot is born equal
how many of those 200 could be categorised as one of the best we've ever seen

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

We're now one of the worst teams in the league to watch ....

Incredible ....

Hang on, pal - you actually think we play good, cohesive football for long periods during games? Seriously?

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Hang on, pal - you actually think we play good, cohesive football for long periods during games? Seriously?

Yesterday's game was a stroll....

2-0 up before half time ...

We are far from the worst team in the league to watch ... Ridiculous statement..
We won 2-0

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Yesterday's game was a stroll....

it really wasn't.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Yesterday's game was a stroll....

2-0 up before half time ...

We are far from the worst team in the league to watch ... Ridiculous statement..
We won 2-0

apologist

Originally Posted by silv

apologist

Narrative hoover.

Wrong thread

If that’s a stroll then I’d hate to see what it’s like when we struggle to control a game…

Originally Posted by silv

apologist

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Narrative hoover.

Originally Posted by Dacter

If that’s a stroll then I’d hate to see what it’s like when we struggle to control a game…

We strolled against Bournemouth and Fulham too.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Jesus Christ


https://x.com/tenhagera/status/17668...Tig51Y-d5izVYA

why are we still being compared to city and Liverpool? completely irrelevant.

need stats of how many shots Brighton, West ham and spurs have faced.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

We strolled against Bournemouth and Fulham too.

Yep.

City put up a bit of a scrap though to be fair to them.

Our biggest one-pitch problem is strolling, and one or two strollers in particular.

Everyone goes on, some jokingly some not, about Liverpool’s use of inhalers. I think there is a sizeable chunk of our squad who, if ‘diagnosed’ as asthmatic, would regress even further and use their ‘malady’ as an excuse.

Originally Posted by Dacter

If that’s a stroll then I’d hate to see what it’s like when we struggle to control a game…

Surely you have seen exactly that this season, several times?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Surely you have seen exactly that this season, several times?

D'you know, now you mention it, you're right I have!

You #@&%!.

Originally Posted by marlo

since we are talking about the old days…

against weaker opposition at home didn’t saf used to rest quite a few of our first 11.
did we look a disjointed mess , having a team play through us as Will and let them have 20+ shots on goal?

Talking of injuries didn’t spurs come to OT with SEVEN on their starting 11 out and have 64 percent possession…and dictate most of the game?

our issue is not a injuries issue, as regardless of who plays we just look shit and we should looked this shit in March especially as we are playing 1 game a week.

They didn't have 20 +,shots on goal, you mong, they had 23 shots AT goal, but inly 6 were on target.