Alex Ferguson says no more signings for United.

Whisky-addled Scottish @#%&!

Who called him that? Was it Jem or Bedders?

Originally Posted by wiganste

No point in getting hysterical about it tbh.

I still think another player will be coming in. But if we don't sign anyone else we'll still be ok. I think this means Hargreaves' progress is promising and maybe he'll be back before Xmas?

I was hoping he'd be back for the Audi cup

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

How many signatures would it take to have SAF sectioned?

Fuzzy Dunlop

Two, usually 2 doctors or maybe one doctor and a social worker or a close relative.

Originally Posted by Ginners

so basically owen is ronaldo's replacement.

So there was no Fergie Master Plan. I got hung out to dry on here (or was it Red Ish??) for suggesting that his best signings were more luck, or opportunistic rather than through careful strategy a couple of weeks back.

i can deal with the signings thing but not this owen number 7 stuff, do the idiot marketing men not realise who he is?! give it to Valencia ffs.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Two, usually 2 doctors or maybe one doctor and a social worker or a close relative.

I don't know any doctors but I've got close relatives. That's one.

was this before or after he said he wouldn't sell madrid a virus?

Originally Posted by thrills_pills_bellyaches

I was hoping he'd be back for the Audi cup

He'll be there to sign autographs so you'll get to stroke his hair.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Two, usually 2 doctors or maybe one doctor and a social worker or a close relative.

Dr Gonzo can be the doctor, any social workers on here? i think we need to get this sorted for the sake of the club.

ive also started a petition on the number 10 website asking gordon brown to have him sectioned.

Wazza, Berbles, Welbeck, Kiko, Owen, Manucho - Strikers
Fabio, Anderson, Tosic, Lijic, Park, Nani, EIH, Valencia - Wing
Carrick, Fletch, Hargro, Gibson, Possebon* - CM
Wes, Raphael,Vidic, Rio, O'Pies, Evra - Defenders
VDS, Foster, PIG

*Is Possebon still with us ?

I've left our Giggs, Nev and Scholes as I dont see them doing much, idem for the 'other' youngsters like Cathcart.

Is that enough for first or second place ?

Originally Posted by Ginners

Dr Gonzo can be the doctor, any social workers on here? i think we need to get this sorted for the sake of the club.

I think one of no fun and hark is and the others a patient but I'm not sure which way round it is.

I'd sell them a virus for 80 million

Could someone just confirm that the Owen/no.7 thing is a wum. Cheers.

What kind of a physcopath would consider Manucho as one of our striking options.

Originally Posted by Jizza Jazza

Wazza, Berbles, Welbeck, Kiko, Owen, Manucho - Strikers
Fabio, Anderson, Tosic, Lijic, Park, Nani, EIH, Valencia - Wing
Carrick, Fletch, Hargro, Gibson, Possebon* - CM
Wes, Raphael,Vidic, Rio, O'Pies, Evra - Defenders
VDS, Foster, PIG

*Is Possebon still with us ?

I've left our Giggs, Nev and Scholes as I dont see them doing much, idem for the 'other' youngsters like Cathcart.

Is that enough for first or second place ?

he's out on loan quite disappointingly.

absolute diabolical.

saf should step down if he isnt going to take the club forwards anymore.

what an embarrassment. what a £#%&!ing shambles.

i said at the beginning of the summer, our management team was clueless. what a £#%&!ing disgrace

Originally Posted by marlo

absolute diabolical.

saf should step down if he isnt going to take the club forwards anymore.

what an embarrassment. what a £#%&!ing shambles.

i said at the beginning of the summer, our management team was clueless. what a £#%&!ing disgrace

:shakehead:

Originally Posted by Jizza Jazza

Wazza, Berbles, Welbeck, Kiko, Owen, Manucho - Strikers
Fabio, Anderson, Tosic, Lijic, Park, Nani, EIH, Valencia - Wing
Carrick, Fletch, Hargro, Gibson, Possebon* - CM
Wes, Raphael,Vidic, Rio, O'Pies, Evra - Defenders
VDS, Foster, PIG

*Is Possebon still with us ?

I've left our Giggs, Nev and Scholes as I dont see them doing much, idem for the 'other' youngsters like Cathcart.

Is that enough for first or second place ?

possebon out on loan. giggsy will play his part don't you worry. still in pretty good nick. fabio wilol be used at LB as well i'd think though we know he can play further up we have many others who can too.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

What kind of a physcopath would consider Manucho as one of our striking options.

i am genuinely worried for his mental health. he basically thinks manucho upfront with owen will scare teams. that front line could have easily been hull's this season

Seiously though, it's a bit of a slap in the face for United fans.

We lose a Star player...a player that had he not been a bit of a #@&%! would have gone on to become a United 'Legend' in a year or two's time.
We replace him with a washed up, injury prone, former Liverpool striker.
YCNMIU.
It's like a bad dream.

Also, if he's getting the number 7 shirt he's in Fergie's first team plans, so where does that leave the expected Wazza&Berbatov partnership?
It looks like we'll be seeing Wayne stuck out on the left again, only this time to accomodate Michael Owen FFS

I feel like crying.

Somewhere in a corner of my doom-riddled soul I had a teeny bit of hope that we might bring in a Top class player this Summer. That the black clouds would be lifted by the SSNews Yellow Ticker...a Ribery, an Aguero or even a 'gulp' Fernando Torres.
£#%&! it, we had the money, right??

That £80mill has gone straight into the Glazer's pocket's then...just like we probably all expected it would.