Ukraine v England

Originally Posted by Ginners

im sorry jackie, are we not top?

bloody love jackie chan tbh.

and indeed you are, which is a hugely impressive achievement considering you have the likes of montenegro, poland, san marino and moldova to contend with, not to mention the mighty eastern european machine that is ukraine.

Genuinely think that england would be better off long term with me in charge, i'd bin off anyone over the age of 26 and start again

Originally Posted by Ginners

im sorry jackie, are we not top?

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not really.

Jackie/Jack is actually a wide ranging racial insult as one can insult the

1) Chinese ( Jackie Chan)
2) Pakistani (Jackie the P***)
3) Bald fellas (Jack the hat McVitie)
4) Fish (Jack Cousteau)
5) Lads who think they are hard (Jack Bauer)

don't really see how it's an insult as jackie chan is a globally recognised film star and warrior would be like me calling an englishman "becks".

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

bloody love jackie chan tbh.

and indeed you are, which is a hugely impressive achievement considering you have the likes of montenegro, poland, san marino and moldova to contend with, not to mention the mighty eastern european machine that is ukraine.

As it's Sept 11th, time to reflect on how lucky we are Jackie is still with us.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/jackchan.asp

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

bloody love jackie chan tbh.

and indeed you are, which is a hugely impressive achievement considering you have the likes of montenegro, poland, san marino and moldova to contend with, not to mention the mighty eastern european machine that is ukraine.

certainly tougher than the likes of £#%&!ing iraq and jordan.

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

don't really see how it's an insult as jackie chan is a globally recognised film star and warrior would be like me calling an englishman "becks".

Yeah - fair point.

JC was responsible for one of the coolest moments ever on German Telly, on Wetten Dass, (Europe's biggest TV show)

Female martial artist tried a bet and failed. Chan, who was a guest on the show, saw what she was doing wrong, bounced across the stage and did it.

Watch it - you don't need to understand German to get the gist. It's brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDODlPyc3KY

g2c quiggers attempt at being snidey backfired.

got no chinks in my armour

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yeah - fair point.

JC was responsible for one of the coolest moments ever on German Telly, on Wetten Dass, (Europe's biggest TV show)

Female martial artist tried a bet and failed. Chan, who was a guest on the show, saw what she was doing wrong, bounced across the stage and did it.

Watch it - you don't need to understand German to get the gist. It's brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDODlPyc3KY

does our country proud, does jackie. would snap ginners pencil neck in a second, nqat.

Originally Posted by Ginners

g2c quiggers attempt at being snidey backfired.

got no chinks in my armour

Blew up in my face big time tbf but all these Chinese whispers have to stop.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

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not really.

Jackie/Jack is actually a wide ranging racial insult as one can insult the

1) Chinese ( Jackie Chan)
2) Pakistani (Jackie the P***)
3) Bald fellas (Jack the hat McVitie)
4) Fish (Jack Cousteau)
5) Lads who think they are hard (Jack Bauer)

a jack is a type of fish. jacques (yves) cousteau was a diver. this would only be an insult to a mackerel or tuna, dope.


cannot believe the way jackie chan embarrassed that poor german girl.

Originally Posted by jem

cannot believe the way jackie chan embarrassed that poor german girl.

he's been embarrassing himself for years. turned into a right @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yeah - fair point.

JC was responsible for one of the coolest moments ever on German Telly, on Wetten Dass, (Europe's biggest TV show)

Female martial artist tried a bet and failed. Chan, who was a guest on the show, saw what she was doing wrong, bounced across the stage and did it.

Watch it - you don't need to understand German to get the gist. It's brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDODlPyc3KY

Jackie Chan is a cinematic legend. Tony Jaa is the only person I've seen who can do the action to anything like the same standard as Jackie in his prime, but he doesn't have the same level of charisma and, in any case, seemed to lose the plot completely after Tom-Yum-Goong

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yeah - fair point.

JC was responsible for one of the coolest moments ever on German Telly, on Wetten Dass, (Europe's biggest TV show)

Female martial artist tried a bet and failed. Chan, who was a guest on the show, saw what she was doing wrong, bounced across the stage and did it.

Watch it - you don't need to understand German to get the gist. It's brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDODlPyc3KY

She can hold my eggs with a steady hand any time etc.

Er, how old is she btw?

Originally Posted by Zorg

She can hold my eggs with a steady hand any time etc.

Er, how old is she btw?

thinking of another trip to bordeaux, mr forrest?